24 If corporate asked you to spot the difference between pictures Gwyneth Paltrow painting her nude body gold for her 50th birthday and a golden, Satanic heifer, you’d probably say they’re the same picture. Can’t believe this is real (pagesix.com) posted 2 years ago by GetsTheNogginJoggin 2 years ago by GetsTheNogginJoggin +24 / -0 Gwyneth Paltrow poses nude (and painted gold) for 50th birthday photos “I feel so good turning 50, and this is about expressing that sense of energy and optimism that I’m experiencing,” she said. 14 comments share 14 comments share save hide report block hide replies
Would you buy a scented candle from this woman?
What would the scent be would be a better question...doncha' think?
She doesn't seem very happy in that first photo.
No, no she does not
The article describes it as a celebration, but her expressions look doleful throughout, except for the bikini (and no gold) photos.
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One-eye symbolism in play as well.
They see themselves as gods
Looks like this one just felt a very human chill go down her spine.
Oh I'm in love with myself, la la la la la.
Just in love with myself, la la la la la la.
Buy my goop goop goop, so you can be in love love love. . .with me too.
Heads up peeps :- https://invidious.snopyta.org/watch?v=BnpdoAIhiyo
2 lame jokes at the beginning but keep watching. JonTron on this vapid exploitative slag. She is a full blown scam artist.
Just another 'irrelevant' trying to become 'relevant' again.
I turned 50 4 years ago and managed to abstain from painting myself gold
How did you do it? I just couldn't help myself. Did the whole gold Fig Leaf and everything. I really admire your will-power.