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My goiter does not even have a USB slot. :(
Damn shame
I just wish someone would get his ears screwed on in the correct position. If he stood up straight, his ears would be facing up.
OMG! Now I can't unsee that and will spend the of the day trying to work out his impossible ear position.
Holy Shit :-
"New shit has come to light" - The Dude advises that you watch this
Sorry for youtube, needed to time stamp.
Holy shit off a shanghai.
There is no remote possibility of it being unseen and how can something this jarringly, egregiously alienesque go unnoticed by the conscious mind for so long?
It's the sort of fucking head that should be protruding ominously from alien chrysalis in one of HR Geiger's nightmares set out at the very rim of the milky way and predating the birth of Christ by 50,000 years.
I'm out.
Fact check: likely true
He's airgapped?
see, i was wondering about this... maybe the implant surgery went horribly wrong and he went brain dead, or they intentionally lobotomized him to give the neurolink full control, and they're just saying it was a stroke to coverup
Maybe it's AIDS medicine.
Doesn't that cause weird neck lumps?
I Prefer the Voldemort Theory
I thought it was a reptilian parasite controller...AI Muskbot is cool too.
Spoiler
RRR posting on 4chan?
I'll entertain the notion.
WTH is that?
is that a real picture good lord wtf is that.
LOL
LOL
Guess we'll see if more neck lumps start popping up.