We also used to shuck grain corn off the cob, put it in tube socks and dress in all black and run around at night corning houses. Makes a nice racket off aluminum siding.
A little off topic but, since we’re reliving the past. My grandfather said they used to soak corn cobs in the rain barrel until they were saturated and heavy. Then they would hit each other in the head with them. Last one to cry was the winner. Explains a few things.
Then They Came Up with Steel Tip Lawn Darts and We Tested/Honed to Perfection our Skills at Projectile Arc Targeting of Our Opponents! I Still Have Mine! Wonder What They're Worth??
True and Sad
Probably cheaper to hire actual hitmen today.
Dang
How much to "take care" of my problem?
A dozen eggs and 6 rolls of toilet paper. Twelve rolls and I can make it look like an accident.
“They gotta go “ could mean many things.
We also used to shuck grain corn off the cob, put it in tube socks and dress in all black and run around at night corning houses. Makes a nice racket off aluminum siding.
A little off topic but, since we’re reliving the past. My grandfather said they used to soak corn cobs in the rain barrel until they were saturated and heavy. Then they would hit each other in the head with them. Last one to cry was the winner. Explains a few things.
Noice!
u/#banhammer
Then They Came Up with Steel Tip Lawn Darts and We Tested/Honed to Perfection our Skills at Projectile Arc Targeting of Our Opponents! I Still Have Mine! Wonder What They're Worth??
We used to throw chestnuts still in their spiked outer covering at each other.
Thistles Work Good Too! Cut About 6" Length and Throw Like a Knife!
Oh grandpa, that's so weird. Why didn't you just throw masks and covid tests at them?
Not only abundant but cheap.
Every Year You Could Count on More!
And the bologna.. whoops
Guilty of both.
HA!