Trump To Be Indicted For Removing Mattress Tag In 1997 - Babylon Bee 🐝
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I heard he put a piece of gum under his desk in 4th grade.
I heard he stole a piece of chalk.....
I heard he put a 6 section lunch plate in the tray upside down. The lunch lady was very crossed.
Don't forget that one time they went on a field trip,and he walked in the street and not the sidwalk.
Truth be told, I'll bet he has ran with scissors too!
That crazy sumbitch wore white after Labor Day back in aught 2.
WE GOT HIM NOW!!!
He didn't pick up after his dog on that walk of his in the Spring of '86
They are STILL trying to get the pencils out of the ceiling tiles!!
Surely someone got a pic of when he put crayons up his nose when he was 6 yrs old.
What else will the DS be going after Trump for when this attempt with Stormy fails?
C'mon back to the post u/GDZeus/ ! Anons have created a pretty solid list at top ;)
I see that!
Sorry been dealing with my plants (and my pups wanted attention too, lol) all afternoon, have to plant new baby plants, move them around, take them in and out of covering because of weather and still trying to decide the layout of my outside garden & hopefully a small greenhouse 🤞. Told hubby I wouldn't have some of my bigger plants in the garage over winter if I had a greenhouse, lol.
They've got him now! The bedposts are closing in!
God Bless the Bee. I have 3 sources of insight and inspiration anymore:
The Bee
O'Keefe
GAW
On Twitter I said that surely Mr. Bragg could find a 30 or 40 year old video of Donald Trump jaywalking in NYC and get him on that.
Oh -oh. They're probably coming for me, because I did THE SAME THING in 1962,
I've heard he removes ALL the tags from ALL the beds in his hotels. The man is a scoundrel.....and scoundrel I say!
I LOVE Babylon Bee. The way satire should be!
Democrats everywhere....
Know what I heard? I heard he actually loves this country, can you even imagine? The complete nerve of these people.