Spit my coffee out, had to share.
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Christie should run. Not for president, he should just run.
(That's not mine, but I had to share. Can't remember where I saw it.)
Imagine Marine One lifting the President around by a cargo net underneath to keep Kristi Kremes weight centered and to allow easy drop if they got in trouble.
For his weight he would need a C-130
Talk about a MOAB. He would pop like the fat man on Monte Python. Just feed one more wafer thin cracker when you are over the target then roll out the back.
OMG this is great. Keep em coming. Christie visited Martha's Vineyard, it was high tide during the entire visit.
Roger Stone tweeted it out, I about died when I saw that one
ThanQ, fren!
I dunno whats funnier.. the post or the dudes name REO Tweetwagon!,, 🤣😂🤣
Don't forget the Chihuahua with Elvis hair. Legend.
Just desserts for the fatass
😂😂😂
Perfect!
The only way he can win is by sitting on all the other candidates.
I laughed too hard at this. Having an ice cold beer helps.. that and 94.9Million views 💥
I am glad. We all need to laugh sometimes during this fight.
Really needed it today actually. It’s not been easy.
KEK
This reminds me of a comment in "Dave Barry's Guide to History," in which he writes that William Taft (the heaviest president in US history) ran on a "platform of reinforced concrete."
Thank god (little g on purpose), he lost 10 pounds of sweat running around the city today.
Top kek! 😹
u/#spitcoffee
There are some things you cant unsee..... like him in a bathing suit on the beach he locked down to everyone else.
He was just being nice. He knew he would block the sun and ruin everyone else's day. Or he can't swim and he was worried about getting rolled into the tide... and that is not dry humor at all... I'll see myself out now.
Is that what is called a beached whale.
took me second.... LoL
Thanks for sharing that.
I had wondered before the debate if Christie would have two podiums :)