41 EBS was a nothingburger posted 1 year ago by Red_Pill_Pusher_Man 1 year ago by Red_Pill_Pusher_Man +44 / -3 The only news is that it came in 2-minutes early. 14 comments share 14 comments share save hide report block hide replies
The zombie narrative was only to make the ones believing it look silly.
Zombies are for realz !!
First off I will quote Andrew Dice Clay on midgets :-
"People are like where are the aliens? They are already here. (midgets) Does that look like you, so what if they are not green"
We are already in a zombie apocalypse except instead of eating brains, they watch sportsball and buy Iphones.
Came at 1418 Eastern.
u/#q1418
Yeah, this one is dasting!
Color me surprised!!!! /s
Just wait till next time. That was the seed plant lol.
"This was only a test" "If this were a real emergency specific instructions will be provided on how to display your fear"
And it was a very good test I say
People who consider themselves awakened were losing their shit over a phone message
Exactly. It was like a mini Y2K moment.
....as is this post.
As is your comment
Lol I said exactly this to my coworkers when it happened. The two were actually worried about shutting their phone off and brought up the zombies. I laughed at them and they realized how silly they'd been and we moved on about the day.
I don't think it was intended to feel like a somethingburger.
Did someone say it was going to be something noteworthy?