PEOC - THE PRESIDENTIAL EMERGENCY OPERATIONS CENTER - The 'Stollen' = Multilevel Bunker under the White House!
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Wow I've never met anyone who actually liked fruit cake
The same fruit cake has been circulating since 1883 :)
Wow, I didn't realize former senior Department of Energy official Sam Brinton had been around that long!
Obama has not be alive since 1883. Fact check: FALSE
Facts. It's probably made with 100% preservatives.
A stollen is more of a sweet yeast bread with just a small amount of fruit. Sometimes they are filled with a marzipan center. Then they are dusted with powdered sugar.
Not as interesting as mine shaft comms, but much more delicious.
So Obama? I hear his nickname for big Mike is “Marzipan”
Wife just made four…she already ate one alone😂Can’t stand them myself. Sorta like Johnny Carson…they just get mailed from person to person during the holidays.
The stuff shipped overseas for US consumption is dry and stale with too many preservatives. Properly made Stollen is delicious!
Maybe your wife's baking is bad? Lol j/k, it's probably prime quality and you just don't like Stollen. I've ran into this before. I suggest:
Get a fresh loaf from your wife (or a local German bakery). Cut a couple of slices and warm them in the toaster oven for a minute or two. Serve with butter (or rum-butter!).
Ideally, pair it with an ice cold Paulaner Dunkel.
It makes for a delicious pre-noon snack for you and your pals after a cold morning spent fighting wolves and bears (or fishing, mowing the lawn, etc). With the dunkel its definitely a manly & non-girly way to enjoy those sweet treats while avoiding the Hans und Franz jokes from that 'one friend' in your group. You know, the guy who's always trying WAY too hard to prove how much more masculine he is than everyone else... But you all know better. 🤣👍
And if you don't like Stollen after that, that's fine. 😁