In elementary school I had a friend with 4 big brothers. This friend had one eye super lazy, like it was injured.
He invited to spend the night at his house. Out on the front porch the older brothers come out with BB guns and start counting. Friend runs off into the desert advising me to run.
As I am running bb’s whizzing by my head as I jump into the ditch for cover.
That night I found out why my friend was cross-eyed.
After this initializing me they were super cool and taught me how to make little gadgets with things like a cloth pin and origami stuff. They moved when I was young to Oregon I think and all became bikers.
Can I shoot you in the ass with a BB gun then?
Just kidding, I don't care either way if he is CIC we will never hear of it.
LOL. Sounds painful. I am not Pete Buttplug
My brother did that to me when I was 9 years old, .177 pellet at point blank range - bastard.
Is the pellet still in your ass cheek?
I was lucky I was wearing jeans and it hit the pocket rivet. The bruise, however, was quite spectacular.
In elementary school I had a friend with 4 big brothers. This friend had one eye super lazy, like it was injured.
He invited to spend the night at his house. Out on the front porch the older brothers come out with BB guns and start counting. Friend runs off into the desert advising me to run.
As I am running bb’s whizzing by my head as I jump into the ditch for cover.
That night I found out why my friend was cross-eyed.
After this initializing me they were super cool and taught me how to make little gadgets with things like a cloth pin and origami stuff. They moved when I was young to Oregon I think and all became bikers.
Big brothers can be jerks.
Everybody's big brother is an asswipe I've noticed
That’s their job. Make life miserable for the younger siblings.
Nobody does it better
Oh. Did you do it back at him afterward? Damn.
I find nettle and put it in his underwear. Howls.
He was 6 years older than me, I didn't even tell my parents :)
Ouch. That's bad.
I'm sure we'll know on Judgment Day. This is seriously one of the things I'm asking God.
God will probably have a sign made, and whenever someone asks he will just point to it and sigh.
Yep. Right after "Nipples for men??"
I don't think we'll have to ask...
Me too, anon.
Careful with that Red Ryder. You'll shoot your eye out.
Pro Tip: Don't lick the light pole on a really cold day.