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CLOWN WORLD: Canadian police advise home owners to leave their car fobs outside so armed thieves can steal them more easily without confronting home owners. (twitter.com) 🀑 Clown World 🌎
posted 2 years ago by brain_dead 2 years ago by brain_dead +138 / -0
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– Framus 30 points 2 years ago +30 / -0

Let's see the car dealerships do this first. That way the thief gets to choose their favorite color and options, so no one gets hurt with a "real gun".

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– AmberWins 3 points 2 years ago +3 / -0

And leave a post it on the curb letting them know if they require satellite radio or not. The signal can be sent remotely.

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– cyberrigger 1 point 2 years ago +1 / -0

hidden fuel cutoff

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– brain_dead [S] 2 points 2 years ago +2 / -0

Howls.

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– bubble_bursts 16 points 2 years ago +16 / -0

In Europe they might have to leave their wives and daughters outside as well, just to be safe.

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– kish-kumen 7 points 2 years ago +7 / -0

Isn't that kind of like what happened with Lot and his daughters in the Bible.. ?

Lot.

Car Lot.

Wait, no that is different. But same. But different.

Hmm... Need coffee to set Mentat mind in motion. I'm buffering slowly this morning. πŸ˜‘

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– brain_dead [S] 2 points 2 years ago +2 / -0

It's the Twilight Zone.

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– 2day 14 points 2 years ago +14 / -0

"Just place all of your valuables on your lawn - For your safety"

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– brain_dead [S] 1 point 2 years ago +1 / -0

I agree. LOL

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– Retaining_H2O 13 points 2 years ago +13 / -0

At my house, the thief who breaks in becomes target practice.

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– brain_dead [S] 1 point 2 years ago +1 / -0

Same here either that or dog meat.

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– Narflethegarthok 9 points 2 years ago +9 / -0

He's wearing a badge telling people to give thier cars away.
Why enforce the law when you can just give in. What a bitch. This is treason

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– brain_dead [S] 1 point 2 years ago +1 / -0

I expected him to laugh and said he's joking. Damn this guy is serious. Why is he hired and paid.

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– SirBudLight 8 points 2 years ago +8 / -0

This irresponsible statement won't embolden the thieves at all. I'll bet most of these Criminals were not born in Canada. We are living in a ZOG nightmare.

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– brain_dead [S] 1 point 2 years ago +1 / -0

We are definitely living in the Twilight Zone.

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– cablez 5 points 2 years ago +5 / -0

I do wonder if a mote filled with wild wolverines is against the CA rules. :D:D:D:D And fookin bears!

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– brain_dead [S] 2 points 2 years ago +2 / -0

Clowns all. I was expecting him to cracking up and laughing.

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– Framus 1 point 2 years ago +1 / -0

Are there rules there? Why?

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– Unicornfairytale 5 points 2 years ago +5 / -0

Once upon a time, if you forgot your keys in the car it could possibly invalidate your insurance if it was stolen.

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– brain_dead [S] 1 point 2 years ago +1 / -0

It means you loan it to someone. I know what you mean.

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– Pbman2 4 points 2 years ago +4 / -0

Not that long ago, we left our keys in our cars,cause it was safe.

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– brain_dead [S] 1 point 2 years ago +1 / -0

Oh yes. That's right.

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– Mehocmehogan 4 points 2 years ago +4 / -0

Welcome to Cucktopia. Leave your wife near the front door so they can bang her before they steal your car.

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– AmateurExpert 4 points 2 years ago +4 / -0

Don’t forget, this is Canada.

Be sure to apologize the whole time, too.

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– HenryBowman1984 2 points 2 years ago +2 / -0

Eh?

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– brain_dead [S] 2 points 2 years ago +2 / -0

Oh, yes, coming up next.

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– iLLNESS 3 points 2 years ago +3 / -0

Ya know, Canada so great that even our crime is diverse!

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– brain_dead [S] 1 point 2 years ago +1 / -0

Clowns.

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– Koolaidhater 3 points 2 years ago +3 / -0

Must be that French ancestory. Surrender monkey's gotta surrender no matter where they reside.

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– brain_dead [S] 1 point 2 years ago +1 / -0

LOL. Yes.

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– ArmyLady 3 points 2 years ago +3 / -0

Everyone gets a free car . . .

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– KnockKnockItsJinx 2 points 2 years ago +2 / -0

And you get a car and you get a car and you get a car!!!!

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– brain_dead [S] 2 points 2 years ago +2 / -0

Except for the one paying for the car.

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– COLNE68601 3 points 2 years ago +3 / -0

Go buy a gun Canada. Even if all you can get is a hunting rifle. Jump thru their shitty hoops which are designed to discourage you from arming yourself.

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– brain_dead [S] 1 point 2 years ago +1 / -0

Yes. I agree.

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– crazyorange 2 points 2 years ago +2 / -0

Yeah I would think that this would not make the car insurance companies too happy. They could sue the police department or the city because they make a contract with people that is based on the idea that there are laws that would deter the crime in the first place. Why on earth would they pay out if you were just gonna serve the vehicle up on a silver platter to thieves. Of course the people who are gonna get screwed will be the consumer though. Every time.

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– brain_dead [S] 1 point 2 years ago +1 / -0

Anyone from there? Tell me what is the car insurance rate.

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– NoMoreMB 2 points 2 years ago +2 / -0

I'd leave the fobs there - slathered in fentanyl. I mean if they're gonna steal it, just write them both off. LOL!

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– brain_dead [S] 1 point 2 years ago +1 / -0

LOL. Smart. No charge for the stealing, take the fentanyl and die.

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– naahbruh 2 points 2 years ago +2 / -0

yea Ian's still a fag

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– brain_dead [S] 1 point 2 years ago +1 / -0

Trudeau too.

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– brain_dead [S] 1 point 2 years ago +1 / -0

Yes, door stop installed and leave it inside. It makes sense to me.

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– boataholic 1 point 2 years ago +1 / -0

He said: "to prevent the possibility of being attacked in your home, leave your fobs at the front door". Subject to interpretation if that means out or in, but idiotic nevertheless. Perhaps this moron cop thinks we should also keep our money, guns, jewelry, liquor and drugs conveniently by the front door for our safety.

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– LongTimeListener 2 points 2 years ago +2 / -0

I prefer the option of exercising the Castle Doctrine.

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– brain_dead [S] 1 point 2 years ago +1 / -0

I understand.

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