A new study found that COVID-19 vaccines cut the risk of heart failure by up to 55% and blood clots up to 78% following infection by the virus, BECAUSE the vaccine kills you due to heart failure and blood clots BEFORE you get the virus.

Fixed it.

I cant even begin to imagine what kind of data fraud went into this study. They could have made it more believable if they said the vaccines did not increase the heart risks, but to say it reduced it ... Haha, will be on the recently growing pile of retractions.

Oh my. The sky is really green, not blue

It may even be true. There will be so many people dying from COVID and the vax that deaths from other causes might well be on the way down.

“While there has been concern about the risk of myocarditis and other thromboembolic events following vaccination, this analysis highlights that the risk of such complications is notably higher when it comes from the SARS-CoV-2 infection itself,” he told ABC News.

So this is them trying to get out front of what's coming. "Oh, your teenager died of myocarditis? He must have gotten Covid! Couldn't possibly be the vaccine!"

I honestly don't see how they get away with these lies.

I think their noses are growing

At first glance I thought this was a shitpost, a Babylon bee article. 🤡🌍

Cough bullshit cough.

They lie about every study so we should be believe this one?

Just asking for a friend.

I smell BS in every word of that title.

Well, sign me up for then 2 please