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I thought The BaylonBee was a satirical site. Who knew they do real journalism? (www.youtube.com) 🐴 SHITPOST TRUTH 💩
posted 232 days ago by CaptainChrisPBacon 232 days ago by CaptainChrisPBacon +177 / -1
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– Brent75 [M] 22 points 232 days ago +23 / -1

Yeah, I’m stickying this. It’s actually a funny-sad truth now.

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– Pbman2 7 points 232 days ago +7 / -0

Well done.

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– JackieDaytona74 6 points 232 days ago +6 / -0

It's all news at the BB, it's just news from the future.

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– AmateurExpert 5 points 232 days ago +5 / -0

Satire is dead. Long live predictive guessing.

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– CQVFEFE 5 points 232 days ago +5 / -0

This is great

The way I saw this written out once:

Mom, can I drive the car? No, you're eight.

Mom, can I have a cigarette? No, you're eight.

Mom, can I have a beer? No, you're eight.

Mom, can I be sterilized by getting my dick and balls chopped off, and start prancing around in a dress and makeup like a sissy girl?

STEP RIGHT THIS WAY, SON—I MEAN DAUGHTER!!!

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– HeShallTreadAlone 2 points 232 days ago +2 / -0

Fuggggg.. ☺️🤣💀

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– Striker1 3 points 232 days ago +3 / -0

Perfect!!!

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– BerlinWallCrosser 3 points 232 days ago +3 / -0

Something similar posted 2 days ago - https://greatawakening.win/p/17siSdmRYQ/trans-contradiction-/c/

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– HardWorkinPatriot 2 points 232 days ago +2 / -0

Unfortunately. that is too true to be funny!

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– Jamezelo 2 points 232 days ago +2 / -0

You know we've achieved full Clown World when satire is the truth and the "real news" is the made-up crap

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