Now you done it! I will Share the Four Horses of Bartender with you! AOC was a bartender BTW.

I worked at an hotel with a deli, restaurant, bar, mini-mall on one end of lobby.

1. Bartender, I forget this ones name, a redneck, but not the bulldyke of her pair, lesbian.

2. Amy, a late 20 something lady with a son about 10 from a previous, and a 4 YO daughter by her Hispanic husband. Always wanted to pick up shifts at a big bar across I-Drive from the hotel, but had told me, that she would have to blow the manager there. Several years later, she is working there, and when I asked her about the manager BJ she said no biggie in all sense of the word... Her husband NEVER kissed her, and only coupled with her about once a month (Did he marry her to get to her son?) She often got me to admit her to the pool area with girls or boys after hours. Heh.

3. Raven, Her name was Crystal, and she had brownish dirty blonde hair (Ravens have black hair) She and her Fireman Husband were swingers, but split up because apparently swinging without the other there was a problem for both of them. One time Raven went to put something on a high shelf, and her top inched up so that I saw her bellybutton piercing that said fuck me. So discussing Tattoos and Piercings I said, well just don't get your hooch pierced, she had 10 piercings total, she tells me her hooch was one of the first...

3 Adrian, When I first went to work she could only serve as she was too young, so right after I started her BF who worked in Banquets setup, got fired. Adrian, who was literally a 10 and sweet. Barbie Doll with the big, natural chest, and Britney Spears before the doom. She always said, I know I'm stupid when she confided in us. She wasn't stupid, an off and on again straight A student, but she did have her issues. Her BF beat her up and broke her wrist beating her. We finally convinced her to leave him. She was paying for EVERYTHING, for her, her BF, and the BF daddy. That included cigarettes and booze/drugs, and the POS did that to her?

On another Adrian tack:

Adrian had a cook expose himself to her, two customers in the bar also, at different times, and I guy who followed her off the I-4 and to the hotel parking lot. He called her over to his car, and she saw he had no pants on, he said to her I just wanted to say your a beautiful girl. When she told me about it I told her to look at and tell the perp, what you going to do with that little thing? That would have deflated him in two ways... Kek

Hotel hosted a Pfish lesbo party, they even had strippers, but not total nude, close. In those days it was like Gay Disney Weekend or whatever the F Gay Days or whatever. The ballroom had a temp tent that was left up permanently over a patio as long as the ballroom and almost as wide. Thats where they set up the two bars, Adrian the Britney-Meets-Barbie and the Redneck Lesbian, but-non-bull, on opposite bars. So as I approach the Lesbian She said Estaticly "These are my kind of people, Heh heh.

Then when I made my way around to the 10, I teasingly asked this non-lesbian, if she got a lot of cellphone numbers? She said nothing, but she showed me a completely unfolded napkin covered with names and numbers. We both laughed.

Tomorrow I'll ad the 5th Bartender's story. Suffice it to say I'd not want a bar tender for a wife. I got to know these people because when they had a good night I'd take their garbage out, clean the floor behind the bar, and vacuum for 20 bucks...

All those BJs in the back of the bar no longer paying off. Myself, I'd be afraid of those choppers!