Then they mention “carry-on luggage…” first time I heard “carry-on”, I thought they were going to bring a dead deer on board. I thought “what the hell do they need with that? Don’t they have the little TV dinners anymore?” Then I thought “carry-on, carry on, there’s going to be a party! People are going to be carrying on on the plane.” Well I don’t care for that; I like a serious attitude on the plane, especially on the “flight deck” which is the latest euphemism for “COCKPIT!!!” Can’t imagine why they wouldn’t want to use a lovely word like “COCKPIT” can you? Especially with all those stewardesses going in and out of it all the time!
Loonie Toons every day now.
Is Cocktail going to be the next offensive word? Are roosters offensive with cockadoodledoo? WTAF? When does it stop?
Nah... I am opening a Cocktail and Martitti bar, to be inclusive.
penis platform has a better ring to it anyways
edit: wait no, 'flight dick'
They can call it the Crotchpit since it's more inclusive.
It seems to me, the pilot union IS The Pilots. Tell them to STFU and ask are they going to stop calling the Tail, a Tail?
There's another XXX word : "Draincock" 😳
These crazy DEI people are a bunch of Front Holes!!! Well, Back Holes, too!!
What about bull pen??
Ahh, y’all’s comments crack me up 😂
They don't want to use Cockpit but they mutilate Innocent kids . Mentally disturbed Cabal munions
Pilot womb.
But front hole is ok
The cockpit is where cocks fight.
What are we going to call it, Flight Birthing Control Chamber?
Have you noticed how many derogatory phrases are male in nature?
We have cock up, balls up, dick head, bull shit and even maniac and manipulate.
This needs to stop!
Cockpit
Hawk Tauh
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