Forget Monkeypox, frens! There's a new virus in town...Sloth Fever! I'd write more, but I don't feel like it. šš¤£š
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None of this is real. Contagious illness is a myth.
Years ago, Louis Pasteur ādiscoveredā the āgerm theory,ā and the rest is history! The gist of the theory? That germs cause disease and that exposure to germs makes a person sick. What matters is the presence of germs ā they cause disease ā itās just that simpleā and itās just that wrong! Staying healthy naturally doesnāt mean sanitizing your hands constantly!
Even on his deathbed, Pasteur stated that it was not germs that caused diseases, but rather the environment (body) in which the germs were found that contributed to the cause of disease. In other words ā there had to be fertile soil for a germ āseedā to grow and manifest into a disease.
Parents today are starting to understand that children need exposure to germs to gain appropriate, natural immunity. In fact, many believe that the increase in childhood allergies and asthma may actually be a by-product of our over-sanitization by āgermophobicā parents!
When we give antibiotics that only attack the symptoms of disease, we are actually fighting the bodyās natural lines of defense, and making it harder for our children to heal properly. When we allow our childrenās bodies to heal themselves, we enable them to become more resilient and far more capable of resisting the onslaught of germs in the future.
Soā what we need to focus on is keeping our childrenās immune systems functioning properly so germs donāt find a willing host in which to thrive. As parents, we do this by encouraging proper nutrition, sleep, exercise and optimal nerve supply to the immune system with regular chiropractic care. Only then can we truly move forward, past the flawed germ ātheoryā to a state of true health and wellness.
The prevailing belief is that people get sick because of germs. This is the Germ Theory. It states that we are surrounded by germs at all times and must do our best to protect ourselves from them. We do this by washing our hands every time we cough, refraining from eating a carrot that falls on the floor and stays there for longer than the ā5 second ruleā, and by keeping an aseptic environment. According to the Germ Theory, and itās founder Louis Pasteur, if we donāt do these things, we will get sick, ācatch a coldā, or ācatch the fluā.
I am here to tell you that the Germ Theory is false. This is not my epiphany, it was actually advocated by Louis Pasteurās contemporary and scientific arch-rival, Antoine Bechamp.
Bechamp championed (pun intended) the Terrain Theory. The Terrain Theory promotes the idea that it is not germs that make us sick, it is a weak and susceptible body ecology (or internal environment) that causes us to āget sickā. In other words, germs donāt cause sickness, poor living does. It is a poor lifestyle in terms of physical activity levels, nutritional choices, emotional states, and nervous system coordination and integration of these things that allow us to āget sickā.
You see, as the Germ Theory advocates, there are germs around us all the time. But if the Germ Theory were true, weād be sick all the time, regardless of our attempts to maintain an aseptic environment (see hospitals where superbugs like MRSA run rampant for proof). I donāt know about you, but my family and I are rarely sick. I donāt know anyone who is literally sick all the time. By simple observation, the Germ Theory is false.
Letās dig deeper though. When is ācold and flu seasonā? In the winter. When do you typically exercise the least, eat the poorest, and get most sullen? In the winter! Add to that the fact that the winter is the time of year when you get the least Vitamin D from the sun (a KEY immune system booster), and these 4 ingredients add up to a sub-optimally performing nervous system and an internal environment that is in a very weakened state. The perfect situation for an opportunistic germ to invade and seemingly cause you to be sick.
As a final note, it is common knowledge that on his death bed Louis Pasteur was quoted as saying, āBechamp was right!ā
It isnāt the germ that makes you sick, it is the poor lifestyle leading to the poor terrain that makes you sick. I get adjusted regularly, I exercise daily, I eat the Innate Diet, and I have positive, healthy internal dialogue. I havenāt had the flu in over 8 years. Any sniffle or cold I develop is gone in 2-3 days.
My terrain is solid. Germs can try all they want, I donāt believe in the Germ Theory.
Do you?
Trump may have presidential immunity, but but I got natural immunity.
There is nothing to be immune to
Everything you've said is correct.
Thank you for this. I am starting to believe like you and Dr Andrew Kaufman. My wife and I get sick every Aug - Sept, but mostly Aug. It's like clockwork. It's almost freaky, to the day or week over last 5 yrs. She gets sick a little more than me. I take vitamins & work out & non Covid vaxxed, but drink, smoke weed, she took Covid Pfizer shot 1&2 , does not work out, and does no extra recreational partaking. She has provably gotten sick 3 out of 5 yrs. Me only 2 out of 5. Her sickness is worse and lasts longer than mine. We also don't always get sick at same time or same yr even though we are near each other constantly. I'm starting to believe it's because Aug is end of Summer and near Fall. The Earth goes thru a change and so do I and my wife. Temps start to change and we start to detox. If it was a germ, wouldn't we get sick everytime one of us gets sick?
Facts u/americanneverwrong! Great comment!
The most common causes of human disease, in this order:
Parasites (cause of virtually all [ALL] disease)
Poisons
Malnutrition
I don't endorse everything this guy says, but this book made me think long and hard because he brings the sauce for all the difficult-to-except ideas he puts forward.
Example: look up the studies of the time on how the Spanish flu was impossible to transmit from one human to another. When I saw the research from 1918, all of the sudden I realized Trump must've been signaling something when he continually brought up the 1918 Spanish flu over the last few years.
"Because Fireman are commonly seen at the scene of a housefire, do you assume that it must be the firemen that caused the fire?"
Book:
The Contagion Myth: Why Viruses (including "Coronavirus") Are Not the Cause of Disease by Thomas S. Cowan MD
In our book The Contagion Myth, WAPF vice president Tom Cowan argues that there is no such thing as contagious diseaseāthat is, disease transferred from a sick person to a well person via pathogenic bacteria or viruses. Disease results from nutrient deficiencies, poisons (including electro-magnetic poisons) and injury, and any microbe found associated with a disease is the result, not the cause of the illness.
But now that a large portion of the population has received an injection against Covid-19, we are hearing about a new kind of contagionāunvaccinated people getting sick after contact with vaccinated individuals. There are reports of menstrual irregularities, miscarriage, fatigue, rashes and strange bruising in the unvaccinated after close contact with the vaccinated.
One theory holds that the culprit is a spike protein, so called because of its arrowhead-like structure, which the bodyās own cells make after getting the shot. In a December 8, 2020 letter to the FDA, Patrick Whalen, MD, PhD, of UCLA warned that the injection of spike protein into the blood could cause damage to the cardiovascular system, including clots and inflammation of the heart. The spike protein can also cross the blood-brain barrier and cause damage to the brain. Research has shown that those receiving the injection shed spike proteins in the feces and urine, and a Pfizer document admits that people can be environmentally exposed by inhalation or skin contact. Another theory posits that the RNA injected into people ābroadcastsā contagion to others.
Whatever the explanation, what we are witnessing is a āvaccineā that transfers illness to others! The developers of this injection have figured out how to deliver and stabilize the RNA in the injection using the antifreeze PEG (called ālipid nanoparticlesā), āviralā vectors and other compounds. Additional poisons added to the shot can make the recipients sick in a variety of ways. The āvirus,ā now blamed on Chinese scientists in Wuhan, is the cover. What ironyāitās not the unvaccinated who threaten the vaccinated as claimed, but the vaccinated who threaten the unvaccinated!
Get your child a dog or cat. The pet will keep their immune system healthy and active.
You are definitely onto something.
I noticed the only time I seem to ever 'cone down with something' is when I'm exhausted and not getting enough sleep.
My usual way to fight a cold is to sleep for hours and hours and it usually goes away rather quickly.
Back in my youth, I ran 12 miles a day rain or shine in all sorts of weather.
I don't ever remember getting sick during the years I was running.
Same here. Exhaustion is the trigger for me. Replenishing rest and sleep is key and since my wife is an NP I get Meyerās cocktails here at home. I am usually back to normal within 24hrs or shortly thereafter.
Edit: Meyerās cocktail = vitamins administered intravenously.
the scientific name is "Electicus Interruptus"
Add this to my ignore list
Must be in my workplace. Nobody wants to work and they sit around acting dumb, slow as a sloth... lol
Follows sleep deprivation torture.
u/#insomnia
I feel violated. Where did you find this GIF of me, fren?
u/# insomnia
u/#quiet
u/#correct
One of the seven deadly viruses.
10/10
The prevalence of this virus has a direct correlation to how slow sloths are... It is very easy for the CDC scientists to sneak up on them with their anal swab kits
To be under that kind of attack, how do they always find the will to smile?
Hmm good question. Maybe because they work at the DMV?
( Zootopia joke, did you see that movie, I thought it was adorable and one of the last non-woke infested animated movies I enjoyed)
I saw it when it came out. Very cute movie.
Never put off until tomorrow what you can do the day after.
"The best means of prevention is to avoid bites from midges and mosquitoes,"... I totally read that as midgetsšø
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Thank you! I've got it bad.
KEK careful, "sloth" is a deadly sin
That was a long tiring post .. I need .. I need a nap
"I'd write more but I dont feel like it"
lol
I think that this might just be......... another fake disease that they use to control us. For some reason, these people........... are evil and they really......... hate us all and want........... to kill us.............