Everything in this picture is now in your pocket.
(media.greatawakening.win)
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I am flattered the government is so concerned with watching me finishing my gacha game dailies
At least you know they'll be clapping when you pull your next SSR.
Which is really weird because I'm in my pajamas and my phone on my hutch by the front door.
Imagine wearing pajamas as a man /s
Ha! The other day I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How that elephant got into my pajamas I'll never know!
(Borrowed from Groucho Marx, but still)
I really want nice pajamas, really nice for winter.
But I don't wear pajamas and the act of putting them on is more effort than I really want to expend on my way to bed so justifying the price of nice pajamas ends up difficult.
Just bite the bullet and get yourself some nice jammies. My favorite ones have Snoopy on them. Highly recommended. Flannel is our friend.
I do love flannel, haha.
And then some...
😂😂😂😂
I do not have a mossad sweater vest in my pocket.
Bob Sirott is the wocket in my pocket
Get a faraday bag to your devices in.
The fact that those haven’t been banned or declared “dangerous” yet makes me wonder if they really do work
Some do though I suspect most that are for sale don't
Making your own is the only way
Lmao
Wait 'til they get into your bloodstream and brain! Oh wait.
Bring back buttons!!
Touchscreens can fuck the fuck off
Most of it is probably in your bloodstream at this point....
The dick Tracy video wrist watch was still just a fantasy in the 80s and 90s ... the only thing close was that shitty little TV radio shack sold - yanno for watching the ball game, at the ballgame 🙄
Then PDAs came on the scene... remember Palm devices? They went the way if the dodo in only like 5 years when smart phones appeared...
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True, but these phones are better than us sitting in front of the TV for 8 hours each day watching low quality crap filled with endless commercials. Now we are posting on this based site and winning the information war! Go Elon!
Maybe in the future a little bit of C4 embedded into your cell phone from a Chinese factory