Consider yourselves all on notice. This has gone on long enough...
(media.greatawakening.win)
🐴 SHITPOST 💩
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Well they don't want employees hiding in the stall playing on their phones on company time I guess.
Maybe they're in there, just brushing my hair
Things we never saw in the 70's...
Just bring a #2 in a plastic bag.
Checkmate.
Or --- everyone bring bags and place them in trash cans around the office - I mean employees could have a lot of fun with this one!
Use Tupperware. Prevents leaks and locks in the freshness...
We gotta expert Poop-Smuggler over here.
It's a gift
Remind me not to accept a present from you!
Saves me money around the holidays.
This is one of those places where they don't have enough shit to do. Imagine receiving a text "take pic of tioletbowl ASAP and send!" "Aw man, Jamie had to go to the ER tried to give himself an enema for work"
W.T. Actual. Fuck. 🤣🤣
I'm not against it. The other day I had to yell at a Walmart employee who was clearly just standing at the front of the only stall scrolling on his phone. I had to say, "yo, I'm holding back a fuggin loaf here and you're just standing there!"
Most Walmart employees and customers really love that one...
The only thing Obama that I've ever dropped down a toilet are the presidential M&M's given to me by my cousin who was the crew chief for AF1 towards the end of his term. I have the nice new Trump edition as a replacement.
Why "10" minutes?
Now people applying for manager positions will have a real skill to add to their resumes.
Literally brown nosing. 😂
Lol!
You can always buy a can of " liquid ass" from Amazon and spray it before you leave and no one will want to go in there. Kek.
Alaskan fish emulsion fertilizer is pretty close to that... and cheap... and excellent for plants...or down the cowl under the wiper blades where the fresh air is fed into the cabin... and sheit...in Minecraft
Hahahaha.. My father, who was a Veterinarian, had a bottle of skunk glands in a jar of formaldehyde... Draw about 5cc in syringe and depress it through a car window gasket.....I did that to someone.. my bad
Oops!!! 😁😁😁
u/#popcornjones
I never thought brown nosing was a real term.
People are weak minded now because in my world we/ I would have said FO. and found another job in two hours.
For real...
It IS a shit post...
Not meant to be serious at all on a Friday...
Anybody makes comments about how long I'm taking and every toilet in the joint is getting an upper decker...
Especially the executive bathroom toilets...
Written by someone with a scat fetish
With "Litterally 1984" I was asking myself, does this mean the word are from something posted in the year 1984?
And then I ruled that out because there were not many cell phones around in 1984. And usually those that had them make the rules instead of enforcing them.
So the limit is 9 minutes
managers that are willing to do that part of the job literally need to reevaluate their position with the company...
The comments are not disappointing 😁
u/#sassypopcorn