Insomnia didn't chose me, I chose it lol

Ah, the old pre-inaguration insomnia, eh? I GUTCHU, FAM. Read and reread this paragraph as many times as you need! Ready?

The shelf life of plain white bread can vary between three and five days, depending on ambient temperature and humidity. It is often stored in a sealed plastic bag to slow the staling process. Many consumers place it in their kitchen pantry to maintain a consistent environment. Bread that has gone stale typically develops a slightly rigid crust and crumb. Some individuals might note differences in texture, though the taste often remains mostly unchanged. Finally, if the bread is produced in a facility that uses standardized baking procedures with precise temperature control and rigorous quality assurance protocols, the resulting loaf’s longevity can be accurately documented in corporate records and verified against regulatory guidelines for consumer goods, though minor deviations may still occur due to variable environmental factors.

Englishman here, in England where things are so bad you'd almost be doing me a favour.

Which movie is this?

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