24 How did we miss this?: Cookie dough can explodes in Woman's Vagina during Shoplifting Incident posted 306 days ago by WeAreThePlan 306 days ago by WeAreThePlan +24 / -0 20 comments share 20 comments share save hide report block hide replies
Do'ugh!
u/#kek
FWIW, Now8News is satire...
100%. By the way - if there is no city or station information posted on the site that is your first clue.
Chimps be ... wait for it ... chimpin.
I’m simultaneously both impressed and horrifically disgusted.
Won't feel like a hotdog in a hallway with her. More like a hotdog in a gymnasium.
Here's the problem. Her vagina was pre-heated to 300 degrees.
Had she pulled off the heist, I wonder how the cookies would have tasted?
i feel bad for the Pillsbury dough boy...
This looks like something more suited to CS - sh!t gets crazy over there!
We've ALL been there at some point in our lives. :>(
yep. my sins are all before me.
but Neva Eva THAT low, ewwwwwwww
SNORT!
The heat made the dough rise andddd....pop!
I gots a yeets fection!
u/#pepedetective
u/#crumbs
Yeah ... well, it was apparently hot and moist in there .... Hence the rising i.e. explosive ....eh.... cunt, becoming a useless cunt
The kids were probably asking "is it cookies yet?"