Has anyone noticed the price of Charmin toilet paper? We literally flush it down the toilet. I am going to have to consider going to store brands-it is that expensive to flush away! Not that store brands are greatly cheaper, but they cost less going down.
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Buy a bidet! I know it sounds like pure faggotry but I bought one during the covid TP crisis and it was a great investment. My TP spend used to be 50 bucks/ month and now its maybe 50/year. If you want the Cadillac get the Toto C5!
I got one. It's green thing called a water hose.
Yeah,but do ya drink from it too???...😯
Only when I'm thirsty.
That sounds reasonable in today's toilet paper prices.
Use company time and company paper.
Sorry retired. But I am sure you have seen some horrible sights in public bathrooms...
get one with a blow dryer
I have the toto C5. It has all the bells and whistles
You're not even allowed to squeeze it...
You'll get Whipple charged...
Only gearheads will get the double meaning
Some here know him as George. 😉
That sounds horrible. I do remember those commercials.
I’m old. I remember Mr. Whipple. “Don’t squeeze the Charmin!”
The new package we bought has rolls that are 1/2 inch narrower than our last purchase. Ahhhh shrinkflation.
Yes, they all seem to copy the ice cream industry. They used to sell half gallons, now try to find a half gallon in the grocery stores.
https://external-content.duckduckgo.com/iu/?u=https%3A%2F%2Fi5.walmartimages.com%2Fseo%2FBlue-Bell-Homemade-Vanilla-Gold-Rim-Ice-Cream-Half-Gallon-64-fl-oz_0bac4673-394a-4f16-8c14-f8c6ef8ad048.cb612a91297973012712f0d3cca70092.jpeg%3FodnHeight%3D580%26odnWidth%3D580%26odnBg%3DFFFFFF&f=1&nofb=1&ipt=747ccbc6e050cc1be5e4c148490b3789509f71992eb0d519232c9601904411a8
That is an idea, but ice cream is also highly priced.
Mullein Grows wild and free.
Yes, but I hate to ruin the flowers.
The cost makes me wish I had saved all the free phone books they used to hand out -
I certainly forgot about those-the free phone books that is.
"Bidet sprayers are not too expensive"
...short piece of garden hose attached to the vanity faucet with an adapter...
...depending on your choice of spray nozzles, probably less than a Jackson...
Yes, I will look into them.
Leaves are on sale right now.
Kek
True, but they are a little rough. I get your point.
Bidet users should consider paper towels, even the non-quilted stuff for commercial bathrooms works. Those won't dissolve and leave lint where the sun don't shine.
Kirkland TP (costco) is pretty good, though I haven't bought a pack for a while.
I might try Kirkland brand Long with a bidet, thanks.
I got an inexpensive “peri bottle” on Amazon for rinsing after going to the bathroom. I love it, and use a LOT less toilet paper. Bonus points for feeling super clean afterwards.
That sounds interesting I will research it-thanks.
Stranded, stranded on the toilet bowl
What do you do when you're stranded
And you can't find a roll.
To prove you're a man
You must wipe it with your hand
Stranded!
Yes, but with which hand?
I'm a righty!
So am I.
Snicker whilst shakin hands with a moslem!!
This is the definition of a shit post.
Well done.
Yes, I can agree with your statement! That was funny.
I’ve noticed it too.
Dollar General has the best $ per sheet cost. Look at the cheapest available, your wife/girlfriend might think it's too rough, but in a pinch she will love you for having it on hand. They would rather use rough TP instead of leaves with twigs and insects in them.
Go to a thrift bakery shop and buy outdated sliced bread. I prefer white bread because it's softer. It's biodegradable, flushable and septic tank safe. If you're a woman be careful you don't get a yeast infection. lol
Bigger danger of your fingers poking through the softer bread. Pass.
Toastem if you gottem!!🤣
This only works in the outhouse.