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BecauseYoudBeInJail 1 point ago +1 / -0

Quantum entanglement and wormholes tho. Whether either actually exist outside of government-sponsored science propaganda journals is unknowable to the layperson, but those seem to the be the top two theories in pop culture that would allow for a sudden alien invasion at a convenient time for our globalist overlords.

Now that they've primed us with decades of sci-fi fluff demonstrating how the above might enable Sirius to launch a full-scale assault on Sol, all they really need are fancy lasers (ground, sea and/or space) capable of producing photorealistic holograms in the sky to terrify the sheeple since chinavirus proved how fucking gullible most of us are.

It's been a decade plus since dead musicians returned to 3D life on stage thanks to rather rudimentary laser-CGI, but we now know for a fact that AI can generate photorealistic images from scratch in mere seconds (albeit with too many fingers and teeth). Assuming the level of technology civilians get to see is far inferior to what the military have on hand, it's plausible that the technology already exists to create photorealistic UFO holograms.

My advice? Blow smoke at the UFOs and look for diffraction.

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BecauseYoudBeInJail 1 point ago +1 / -0

"Now what we have here little MAGA sisters is a magnificent specimen of based pureblood whitesnake, but it ain't too GD bookoo"

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BecauseYoudBeInJail 1 point ago +1 / -0

We suffer these slings and arrows not because it is easy, but because we want to drag our balls over the faces of any normies who aren't suddenly baffled.

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BecauseYoudBeInJail 1 point ago +1 / -0

10k IU - D, 500mg - C, 25mg Zinc, 600mg NAC and good multivitamin daily.

Not even a sniffle since beating covid 25 months ago.

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BecauseYoudBeInJail 2 points ago +2 / -0

I support this new program making Eva Vlaardingerbroek clones

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BecauseYoudBeInJail 2 points ago +2 / -0

"Can I have your Twitter when you are dead?"

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BecauseYoudBeInJail 2 points ago +2 / -0

Melissa is a strong independent woman who don't need no desk job.

She'll do just fine back at her old job in the muffler shop.

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BecauseYoudBeInJail 1 point ago +1 / -0

She chose you to have a kid with because her body said your body is healthy and strong. Tell her to trust her own instincts.

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BecauseYoudBeInJail 2 points ago +2 / -0

God always wins, fren. He's busy right now harvesting mudblood souls for a purifying stint in purgatory, leaving us purebloods behind to restore life on earth in accordance with His teachings.

Elections are trivial matters given the true battle is between good and evil. Trust in the Lord and these petty affairs of man cannot afflict you.

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BecauseYoudBeInJail 1 point ago +1 / -0

Loved the haunting background music tho, anyone recognize it?

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BecauseYoudBeInJail 3 points ago +3 / -0

He should change his name to Qanye and say it's to dissociate himself from the Kardashians, of course.

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BecauseYoudBeInJail 2 points ago +2 / -0

Online remote-controlled Dominion voting machines BTFO by blue ink

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BecauseYoudBeInJail 1 point ago +1 / -0

I prefer the Hugh Jackman Wolverine over this faggot impostor

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