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CommieBangDingOw 10 points ago +10 / -0

I definitely need to move to Florida sooner rather than later.

And fear not Floridians, I'll vote like I've lived there forever.

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CommieBangDingOw 1 point ago +1 / -0

You yourself said that believers will never suffer God's wrath, so how else do you expect us to avoid wrath that is poured out on the entire world unless we're not on the world anymore?

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CommieBangDingOw 3 points ago +3 / -0

Believe the bible, but the Bible tells you that the mark goes on the hand or the forehead. It doesn't go in your upper arm. Also It will only appear after the rapture.

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CommieBangDingOw 1 point ago +1 / -0

Maybe that's what they say in the article itself, but everybody knows that the make these articles to mislead people with the titles because they knw they won't read any further.

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CommieBangDingOw 4 points ago +4 / -0

Did you not see all the articles recently where every time they used the word "ivermectin" in the title they had to preface it with "horse drug"? Their whole scam recently has been that it's unsafe for humans.

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CommieBangDingOw 2 points ago +2 / -0

My guess is this is the leadup to the mark. "well guys, we certainly can't allow those filthy unvaxxed to participate in society and do commerce and stuff. Better have your vaccine passports. Oh, but what if you misplace your phone? No worries, just get this chip in your wrist. We also have one you can put in your forehead that can monitor your temperature and alert you if you get sick!"

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CommieBangDingOw 2 points ago +2 / -0

Personally I tend to read the King James, but It's a little hard to read for some people since the language is dated. I've heard a lot of people like the New International Version, although I haven't read it myself.

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CommieBangDingOw 1 point ago +1 / -0

How will Dumbo ever recover from this?

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CommieBangDingOw 1 point ago +1 / -0

It's only ever 17:00 once a day though

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CommieBangDingOw 4 points ago +4 / -0

Precisely. He was so close, but he just couldn't get those last two puzzle pieces into place.

These luciferians have to redefine Paradise as hell because they need it to be that way so that satan can be the savior of humanity,

And actually you may have overlooked something yourself. The people on the ship do have a relationship with "God". Hal is "God" in the luciferian view. He's an evil oppressive force who is always watching and wants you to stay and obey the rules. This makes "God" the villain of the movie.

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CommieBangDingOw 3 points ago +3 / -0

I guess even strip clubs aren't doing enough to degenerate society for these people anymore. Even a lap dance would be some form of human contact and we can't have that. Stay in your house and eat your bugs and fuel your porn addiction forever.

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CommieBangDingOw 2 points ago +2 / -0

I've never in my life before now heard that somebody died at 99 and thought to myself "holy shit, he's THAT young?"

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CommieBangDingOw 0 points ago +1 / -1

Are you under the impression that the bible is one single book?

The gospels of Matthew, Mark, Luke and John are explicitly about Jesus. Without Jesus these books would not exist in the first place to revise. It's not as though they just plopped Jesus into the Old Testament.

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CommieBangDingOw 2 points ago +2 / -0

If he didn't exist then there's nothing to "revise" dumbass.

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CommieBangDingOw 8 points ago +8 / -0

So you're trying to say that Jesus was Satan but also that Jesus never existed.

Which is it? Pick a story and stick to it retard.

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CommieBangDingOw 27 points ago +27 / -0

If she actually gave a shit about him her name would be Elaine McConnell, not Elaine Chao.

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CommieBangDingOw 4 points ago +4 / -0

One that serves crispy chicken tendies.

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CommieBangDingOw 4 points ago +4 / -0

"Commies, your honor"

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