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Covfefe_Commando 1 point ago +1 / -0

Why didn't AI have Trump throw the tinky Zelenklet over his knee, and start spanking?

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Covfefe_Commando 1 point ago +1 / -0

Free will means free will. Were not the angels stunned by what God did, when it came time to create mankind?

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Covfefe_Commando 2 points ago +2 / -0

the Forrestal Flamer

What a great euphemism for No Name!

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Covfefe_Commando 2 points ago +2 / -0

Ned Flanders being a bro behind the wheel, even though he doesn't approve of the message, but just loves his neighbor, who happens to be Homer Simpson.

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Covfefe_Commando 2 points ago +2 / -0

I'm not loose, nor will I lose. Get thee behind me, Statin!

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Covfefe_Commando 1 point ago +1 / -0

I bet he plays a mean piano. An accomplished pianist, he is..

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Covfefe_Commando 1 point ago +1 / -0

Never end a sentence on a preposition: "This is the kind of nonsense up with which I will not put!" was a scathing Churchill remark to someone trying vainly to correct his otherwise perfect English grammar...

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Covfefe_Commando 3 points ago +3 / -0

It might give Dan a Greater Purpose, which might be just the Thing he needs right now...

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Covfefe_Commando 4 points ago +4 / -0

Trump could re-call both their asses to active duty, and then court-martial them both! Only one of them is a sitting demorat representative (stolen) from Northern Virginia, but a two-for-one-deal should be appreciated by DOGE... Such efficiency!

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Covfefe_Commando 1 point ago +1 / -0

I'm not crying' Ur-cryin''' U are crying Ukraine

https://static32.tgcnt.ru/posts/_0/6f/6f950a069c8961bb1d5816f9958fdaef.jpg

Tears are blue. Other fluids... not so blue.

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Covfefe_Commando 3 points ago +3 / -0

Can we get a 2-for-1 deal? Just asking, there are a couple of mysterious Lt. Col.'s from Ukraine who both happen to hate everything American and also who both refused to fight for Ukraine in the recent conflict... One of 'em is an official US Congress Representative now...despite all those divided loyalties...

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Covfefe_Commando 4 points ago +4 / -0

Klinger in today's army would don the dress hoping for a quicker promotion...

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Covfefe_Commando 1 point ago +1 / -0

Oswald from the book depository never blew JFK's brain's backwards onto the lengthy extended trunk of the Lincoln Continental the poor targets were in...

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Covfefe_Commando 3 points ago +3 / -0

Dan Bongino filled the "Rush Limbaugh" void from 12noon-3pm here in the Wash D.C./Northern Virginia AM/FM radio area - while he wasn't Rush (no one is) - I still found myself seeking some solace on my lunch hour in my big ass truck while working. Dan wasn't terrible. That should be considered high praise.

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Covfefe_Commando 3 points ago +3 / -0

No one ever asked for that...

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Covfefe_Commando 5 points ago +5 / -0

I for one appreciate the nipple-free super-hero suits.

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Covfefe_Commando 1 point ago +1 / -0

Where can I donate fresh rope? Asking for lots of frens...

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Covfefe_Commando 2 points ago +2 / -0

I like how they have self-identified like that....

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