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JonathanE 4 points ago +4 / -0

Perhaps William caught Kate sucking off Charles and wrung her neck.

Seriously, nothing about that screwed up family would surprise me anymore.

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JonathanE 3 points ago +3 / -0

Next time you see them, say these words and see what happens..

"control sea" "are m minus eff" "reboot minus are now"

You never know.

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JonathanE 4 points ago +4 / -0

The humans at the bottom are transformed into beings of pure energy as coded in their DNA.

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JonathanE 2 points ago +2 / -0

1588? I'm hoping you meant 1988 otherwise I've got a lot of reading to do :)

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JonathanE 3 points ago +3 / -0

Do you have VNC? If so, open the video URL in that, then look for the codec address. Plug that into your browser and then you can just click 'save as'.

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JonathanE 16 points ago +16 / -0

Trump is a time traveller, I thought everyone knew that.

Back in 90's he is quoted as saying 'I don't know why, but time travellers from the future are trying to kill me'.

This inspired him to look into his uncles notes and found copies of Tesla's plans for a time portal. The rest, as they say, will be history.

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JonathanE 2 points ago +2 / -0

If you have nothing to idea, you have nothing to fear.

^^Anyone who says this is a fucking moron.

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JonathanE 6 points ago +6 / -0

My wife is always asking me why I'm making a stand and not just 'trying to blend in'.

The thing is, standing out is dangerous, but if you really, really believe, then you're here to be true.

If God were to turn the world to ashes tomorrow and the sieve what was left, I want to be certain that there will at least be a tiny amount of purity, no matter the cost.

God gave us everything, how can we give less?

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JonathanE 2 points ago +2 / -0

He was 6 years older than me, I didn't even tell my parents :)

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JonathanE 3 points ago +3 / -0

I was lucky I was wearing jeans and it hit the pocket rivet. The bruise, however, was quite spectacular.

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JonathanE 7 points ago +7 / -0

My brother did that to me when I was 9 years old, .177 pellet at point blank range - bastard.

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JonathanE 5 points ago +5 / -0

Marshal Law

Is that different from Martial Law?

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JonathanE 7 points ago +7 / -0

I think there should be law that forbids the redaction of anything but PII, and if someone is found to have done so then they should go to jail for a very long time.

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JonathanE 1 point ago +1 / -0

It happens, especially some of the parties I've witnessed over the years :P

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JonathanE 2 points ago +2 / -0

How come Finland isn't buying its oil from India and China like everyone else at the moment? (i.e. re-badged Russian oil)

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JonathanE 4 points ago +4 / -0

No context, no source. For all we know this is just a store that's stocking some new cabinets ffs.

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