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Mow-Lawn-Lah-Bay 3 points ago +3 / -0

If this were true there'd be countless reports of flying monkey sightings...

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Mow-Lawn-Lah-Bay 4 points ago +4 / -0

Only problem with that is there will always be more illegals to lend them a hand...

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Mow-Lawn-Lah-Bay 6 points ago +7 / -1

It's pretty obvious.

There is an UFO that has the appearance of a red oval...

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Mow-Lawn-Lah-Bay 5 points ago +5 / -0

Throw them in with the gators until they quit coming back...

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Mow-Lawn-Lah-Bay 2 points ago +2 / -0

Agreed.

The Parrot is a good choice cause the dims are always saying the same shit over and over, however the cat I disagree with.

Cats are wise, patient, and can usually survive without any assistance from mankind.

Dims, not so much.....

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Mow-Lawn-Lah-Bay 2 points ago +2 / -0

Unfortunately it's probably not full of fertilizer...

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Mow-Lawn-Lah-Bay 2 points ago +2 / -0

Donkeys can actually be useful where as dimocraps are pretty worthless. .

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Mow-Lawn-Lah-Bay 34 points ago +34 / -0

The money laundering capital of the world.

Gotta keep the $$ flowing back and forth.

Especially now since Commiela blew their wad....

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Mow-Lawn-Lah-Bay 30 points ago +30 / -0

Russian air defenses shot down five of the missiles and another was damaged. Fragments from the damaged missile fell on the territory of a military facility, causing a fire that has since been extinguished. There were no casualties or damage.

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Mow-Lawn-Lah-Bay 3 points ago +3 / -0

I guess the Red Wave was just to much to handle.

Now take him off the voter rolls.......

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Mow-Lawn-Lah-Bay 4 points ago +4 / -0

I'm sure after these punks see their close comrades heads turn into a pink mist they'll put their sticks down and go back to video games....

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Mow-Lawn-Lah-Bay 10 points ago +10 / -0

Probably just a coincidence but I payed $2.39 per gallon of gas yesterday..

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Mow-Lawn-Lah-Bay 3 points ago +3 / -0

And Silverbacks all across the globe are in great relief....

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Mow-Lawn-Lah-Bay 3 points ago +3 / -0

They should've just had a bar set-up so AOC could get back to serving the people...

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Mow-Lawn-Lah-Bay 1 point ago +1 / -0

Well at least you have to show proper ID ......KEK

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Mow-Lawn-Lah-Bay 4 points ago +4 / -0

It's a shame that robotic guard dog roaming around Mar-A-Lago didn't do it's job properly and tear the enemies within apart...

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