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ObviousStatementMan 4 points ago +4 / -0

I had so much that my boat sunk. I need a new boat before getting more PMs

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ObviousStatementMan 8 points ago +8 / -0

It's like watching a retarded sloth evolve into a mentally challenged RINO in slow motion.

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ObviousStatementMan 1 point ago +1 / -0

Shit. Where do I sign?!

Oh right, this is America - I don't have to sign shit when I vote. They'll literally count my vote if I turn in toilet paper that I wiped my asshole with and give the vote to Biden via adjudication.

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ObviousStatementMan 2 points ago +2 / -0

Right?! no one downvotes jacked tits. WTAF.

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ObviousStatementMan 7 points ago +7 / -0
  1. Setup an account w/ brokerage - I use ETrade, but, it sounds like Fidelity is a better choice.
  2. Buy shares of GME
  3. DRS those shares, or at least some of them (I'm 75/25 in favor of DRS'ed shares) via www.drsgme.org
  4. Repeat steps 2 & 3 using only disposable income
  5. HODL
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ObviousStatementMan 4 points ago +4 / -0

I had a massive limit buy set for them going below $25... they must have seen that plus many more at the resistance level. Lol. Looks like that's our new floor. They burned a ton of short volume today to keep this contained. Simultaneously debunking their own myth that RK/DFV is "manipulating the price" since it was hammered in real-time and halted during his live stream.

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ObviousStatementMan 5 points ago +5 / -0

Rookie numbers. Hit $62.27 after hours bro!!! LFG!

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ObviousStatementMan 4 points ago +4 / -0

Donalds and Carson are the only ones on the list I could get down with. Or Vivek. But would love to see Lake (even though I know she's needed in AZ)

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ObviousStatementMan 4 points ago +4 / -0

Lesbian says: "I'll get a Busch Lite"

Bartender says: "Haha! Yeah you are!"

Lesbian: "What?"

Bartender: "I was agreeing, you do look like a butch dyke."

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ObviousStatementMan 6 points ago +6 / -0

Right when the hedgies massive options expire? I think they need to push the price all the way down at or below $18... lol... overnight activity is surging on the buy side, and then they just erase it all in the morning illegally w/ the entire float borrowed almost daily.

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ObviousStatementMan 2 points ago +2 / -0

I've always said "Be prepared to see some major swan dives from the corner offices when this goes down."

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ObviousStatementMan 2 points ago +2 / -0

Agreed 100% - what amazed me most were the amount of people on HERE that argued me re: the validity of COVID 19. Lol. Like, what?!

I truly hope that the exposure of heinous crimes will unite us. Vs. having to go through a hardship that qualifies as "biblical"

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ObviousStatementMan 1 point ago +1 / -0

I've never, ever, wanted a tattoo before... but I would get that etched into my upper back... with thorned vines on the edges, that go down both arms to my index fingers. LOL.

If it comes to this, step one will be getting that tatt.

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ObviousStatementMan 2 points ago +2 / -0

Oh but you can! And you will. When the slow wheels of Justice do a full and complete 180... you will reach for that popcorn and enjoy the show bigly.

The journey to get here? And to be awake/aware the whole time? Is the mental equivalent to drowning in super slow motion... while others are still thrashing about at the surface.

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ObviousStatementMan 2 points ago +2 / -0

While I absolutely hate the question, it does keep me awake at night. Not gonna lie. I almost feel like it can't* possibly be stolen again due to the sheer chaos that would unfold. (But that very notion is still grounded in 100% faith that this is all part of The Plan... something I'm certainly willing to be proven wrong about; but have total faith in).

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