by BQnita
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Queef_Anon -1 points ago +1 / -2

Dork: "NO EXCUSES."

Me: a felon who can't vote.

by BQnita
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Queef_Anon 0 points ago +1 / -1

And you're a faggot. So?

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Queef_Anon 1 point ago +1 / -0

Casting out by the power of the name of Jesus Christ but without the authority. Demons almost always return but repentance is non-existent in all of nominal Christianity.

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Queef_Anon 1 point ago +1 / -0

Jesus consumed so much wine so frequently that he was accused of being a drunkard with devils.

The Bible clearly states that strong drink is for the ailing.

I don't think you quite understand the genuine definition of "sobriety" or the requirement that God has concerning such things.

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Queef_Anon 1 point ago +1 / -0

No he won't. Lol. He'll get props but he'll be fighting at the wall right off the bus like everyone else.

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Queef_Anon 0 points ago +1 / -1

"Accept Christ as personal savior." The hubris of man right there. Son, it doesn't work that way. Its God who does the accepting and rejecting. You have zero choice in the matter, just like Abram and Moses. He's rejected you. If He had accepted you, such a notion would fill you with disgust.

Better to be cold than an indoctrinated, religious poser pandering the name of Christ in service to Baal. That's you.

You're dead in your sin and don't even see your error. God only sends delusion on the sinner that has no real love for God's truth.

Accept Christ. Wow. Do you not see the pure audacity of such a statement? No, because condemned.

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Queef_Anon 0 points ago +1 / -1

Besides, when did I ever deny the Lordship of Jesus Christ? He's real. He is God and there are none beside Him. The problem is never the Lord but those who falsely come in His name.

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Queef_Anon 0 points ago +1 / -1

There's an old adage about making assumptions. You should look into that. You don't waste time with atheists and I don't waste mine with indoctrinated, religious posers.

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Queef_Anon 0 points ago +1 / -1

The smartassery isn't necessary but it figures.

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Queef_Anon 4 points ago +4 / -0

That genius bastard is surrounded by sentient androids WITH FRIGGIN LASER BEAMS ATTACHED TO THEIR HEADS.

Bonus if you name the movie I quoted.

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Queef_Anon 4 points ago +4 / -0

South Park is crude and its not for the Reefer Madness conservative but, if you listen, their message is often truth mixed with absurdity.

Top kek.

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Queef_Anon 2 points ago +2 / -0

It was. Many of our founding fathers built this country on it. The Bible was first printed on hemp as well as a plethora of other things. We know why it was made illegal in the first place.

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Queef_Anon 2 points ago +2 / -0

True, most conservatives don't but there's a rising generation of conservatives that do. I'm medical myself (2 fractured vertebrae, spinal arthritis, blown discs and sciatica).

Honestly, given hemp's history in our country, I'm surprised more Patriots don't see it as it is.

That said, it has its pros/cons and isn't for everyone but it certainly is a miracle for those suffering. You had to do what you had to do. Solid move.

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Queef_Anon 2 points ago +2 / -0

I'm pro weed. Does that make me a leftist? Lol.

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Queef_Anon 3 points ago +3 / -0

Made it as a musician in a metal band for a time. Lived it to the extreme and Gene Simmons was my influence. Pretty girls are a high in the moment. We're biologically drawn to them but:

  1. Most of them are narcissistic.

  2. The hotter they are, the worse their farts smell. Who the fuck knows why.

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Queef_Anon 1 point ago +1 / -0

Here in Ohio, the political ads against JR Majewski by Marcy Kaptur are insane. She, as well as the Toledo C.O.P warn us about him and how Qanon is a dangerous, violent domestic terrorist group under the Fuck Butt Institute's watch.

These retarded suckholes need to go. Anyone know anything about this JR guy?

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Queef_Anon 1 point ago +1 / -0

I always thought Hugh Jackman's Wolverine was the ideal Wal-Mart greeter:

Person: hello.

Logan: "go fuck yourself."

Classic.

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Queef_Anon 2 points ago +2 / -0

They'll still forget my fucking napkins.

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Queef_Anon 4 points ago +4 / -0

Learn how to down 12 shots in 3 minutes on an empty stomach while being tens of miles away from medical attention. That works.

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Queef_Anon 3 points ago +3 / -0

But..but..but....he smoked the devil's lettuce! He can't be one of us!!

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