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tenthousandspoons 9 points ago +9 / -0

"My Uncle Bosey skydived off the Francis Scott Key Bridge during the civil rights movement to get out of the way of a runaway train driven by Corn Pop and his gang of dog-faced pony soldiers. True story. That's how I saved the economy."

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tenthousandspoons 4 points ago +4 / -0

Always the optimist, you!

by sol7
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tenthousandspoons 2 points ago +2 / -0

One of the uglier demons in Hell.

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tenthousandspoons 2 points ago +2 / -0

As Fox News noted, to put the $50 billion contract the teachers want in context, the total amount of taxes that the entire state of Illinois earned in 2023 was $50.7 billion. Meaning, the teachers in Chicago feel they deserve to be given the entire tax earnings of the state.

This. This is why they're trying so hard to drill it into everyone's head that 'maffs is raciss, yo.' So you don't notice (or say anything about) this egregious attempted theft. That, or the teachers are no smarter than the students. Let's see what the nascent "ChicagoRed" initiative leads to. These "educators" might get a surprise.

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tenthousandspoons 8 points ago +8 / -0

As bad as he is (was?? WTH knows), Biden is still worse.

My measuring stick: Carter didn't get an envelope.

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tenthousandspoons 3 points ago +3 / -0

"Security without Liberty, is called Prison."

  • Benjamin Franklin
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tenthousandspoons 2 points ago +2 / -0

You're welcome, fren! When I saw this footage a few days ago, I immediately thought of the boys at Iwo Jima who did the same almost 80 years ago. Saw this meme, went, "yup." Gives me hope.

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tenthousandspoons 2 points ago +2 / -0

I think we're all ready for Oliver Anthony's new single: "Rich Brats North of Midtown"

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tenthousandspoons 2 points ago +2 / -0

I intend to directly contribute to these emissions by popping a LOT of champagne bottles.

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tenthousandspoons 6 points ago +6 / -0

The New York Post reported that agent Herzceg previously filed a $ 1 million gender discrimination lawsuit against the city of Dallas while she was a police officer.

I'll take "Failing Upwards" for $1000, Alex.

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tenthousandspoons 4 points ago +4 / -0

Justice Alito, today:

But won’t that give presidents incentive to be sure to pick an Attorney General who will reliably tell the president that it is lawful to do whatever the president wants to do if there’s any possible argument in favor of it?

https://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2024/04/justice-alito-destroys-jack-smiths-prosecutor-during-trump/

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tenthousandspoons 5 points ago +5 / -0

...who will then fritter it all away on Carl's Jr and Brawndo.

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tenthousandspoons 5 points ago +5 / -0

Just a side-perk to being awake... you don't need the special sunglasses to see the evil that lies beneath.

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tenthousandspoons 1 point ago +1 / -0

so many zombies.

It's a good word to use. I listened to someone Tucker had on recently, who said something along the lines that the jabby juice contains something that causes the hosts' brains to become unable to create new neural connections, making them increasingly dull-witted and compliant. I can't say if that's scientifically true at this stage, but based on what I see IRL, I'm willing to accept it as distinctly plausible.

I'm with you; I'm going to let sleeping zombies sleep.

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