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throwawayicanremembe 1 point ago +1 / -0

Stealth sub? Doesn't look like it could fly in the conventional sense.

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throwawayicanremembe 11 points ago +11 / -0

He could shovel shit on a farm without getting injected to provide 'some level of income.'

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throwawayicanremembe 2 points ago +2 / -0

Morons can't see five feet in front of their noses. That is not a road they want to go down.

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throwawayicanremembe 2 points ago +2 / -0

Requires a negative test? People test positive without symptoms for weeks and months. Good luck.

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throwawayicanremembe 4 points ago +4 / -0

Your fiancé is the one who will be there for you when you need it

Are you sure about that?

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throwawayicanremembe 1 point ago +1 / -0

Lol forced to eat on the street? Don't tons of people pick up pizza from the window and eat it on the go?

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throwawayicanremembe 1 point ago +1 / -0

I don't know if it is exclusive to certain cards or if you have to do it in a mobile app, on a computer or if you can do it over the phone, but I know it's a thing.

Could otherwise buy a prepaid card for the amount you need?

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throwawayicanremembe 3 points ago +3 / -0

Ah. The poophole loophole (remix).

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throwawayicanremembe 4 points ago +4 / -0

Huh. None of those watches or sunglasses are the same....

I dunno if you guys are just having fun today but the two separated Marines from the war on terror era at work look exactly like these guys except one is short and drinks too much.

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throwawayicanremembe 2 points ago +2 / -0

Can't you create one time use number through your card company?

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throwawayicanremembe 2 points ago +2 / -0

At the moment, he is asymptomatic, but he is very scared. YOU COULD DIE, I screamed, in an attempt to soothe him.

Man, this one rings so true it's deafening.

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throwawayicanremembe 4 points ago +4 / -0

Man there is no way.

'Not intended for use in humans.'

Liar.

I already wanted to be a hermit 5 years ago. This shit is killing me.

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throwawayicanremembe 3 points ago +3 / -0

It's not really on you to disprove liver damage (it's nearly impossible to prove the negative). The doctor should provide all the evidence that it does and that we've been fucking over Africans by giving it to them for the last 40 years.

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throwawayicanremembe 1 point ago +1 / -0

She passed 200 a long time ago. Her arms are as big as my thighs.

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throwawayicanremembe 4 points ago +4 / -0

Same with inhalers pretty much everywhere. I got a prescription for one once when I had bronchitis and it was nice to have the next couple times I got sick. A family friend brought a couple back from Australia because they were OTC and cheap.

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