You don't even need to do that. "Conspiracy theorists" are cops, detectives, federal agents, law enforcement in general, military and both prosecution and defense attorneys. Security guards, insurance investigators the list is endless.
"Conspiracy to X" is probably the most common crime on planet Earth.
yeah, that's not bad but it keeps it in the realm of one who believes. The reason I like analyst is that it takes it away from the concept of a 'loon who believes any old tosh' to someone who hears a theory and considers it, analyzes it, doesn't necessarily just accept it. (even if you do, lol.) I don't take credit for the term, I heard it from someone else.
If someone calls you a conspiracy theorist, tell them you're actually a conspiracy analyst.
Nobody conspires like politicians. It's all they do.
You don't even need to do that. "Conspiracy theorists" are cops, detectives, federal agents, law enforcement in general, military and both prosecution and defense attorneys. Security guards, insurance investigators the list is endless.
"Conspiracy to X" is probably the most common crime on planet Earth.
I like conspiracy enthusiast
yeah, that's not bad but it keeps it in the realm of one who believes. The reason I like analyst is that it takes it away from the concept of a 'loon who believes any old tosh' to someone who hears a theory and considers it, analyzes it, doesn't necessarily just accept it. (even if you do, lol.) I don't take credit for the term, I heard it from someone else.
Conspiracy deconstructionist. Boom.
BASED AF
Just tell them you are a conspiracy theorist, just like every single science is a theory.
Conspiracy researcher
or CRITICAL THINKER
I wish that would fit on a bumper sticker.
And I can not lah
She got a sign I can’t deny
She ladyboy
You could condense it to...
"CNN is Fake News!!!"
That is all.
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I believe a conspiracy theory is only a theory until it is proven.
Any theory really
They are have one thing in common.... they are public entities
Someone with a functional brain.
I believe if everybody wore sunglasses, we'd all be unrecognizably enlightened.
Conspiracy Realist. No coincidences just theories.
Someone get her to call me Im single!
Make Qspiracy bumper stickers
I believe she is pretty and someone I would want to get to know better.
Shoulda gone independent like immortal technique
This!!
Sums it up very nicely!