Fauci says NO HANDSHAKES EVER AGAIN!
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Pure retardation.
An all the retards will agree .I can’t believe how stupid people are wtf
Dog's don't shake hands. Maybe we can do that.
So butt sniffing instead? /s
Hahaha!!!
That's a lovely cologne you rolled in tonight.
Catturd
It's stunning to me that anybody could still take Dr. Fauci seriously.
Hand across chest then thrust into the air at a 45 degree angle. That will get some attention, I'm sure. lol (not a Nazi but find that humorous for some sick reason)
There's always the cool guy head nod but no words are spoken.
One must remember to say "Hail Caesar"
"Hail Fauci!"
Back from the bathroom. You guys almost made me pee my pants. I like to almost pee my pants.
Te morituri salutimas..
That's the heil five. Fauci and Facebook approved
Fauci is perpetrating some sort of bizarre Munchausen by proxy.
lol !
I'm surprised twerking isn't on the list
Now I'm going to shake hands even harder.
I prefer the "spread my cheeks and smell my butthole" method of greeting my friends, family and direct acquaintances.
Pull my finger.
The head bow seems most appropriate for slaves. Where is Spartacus?
Where is Berry ?
or "how to look like a horse's ass"
What a fricking nut case! I wonder if his medical license is even current?
Hey Fauci.... you can't transmit respiratory illness if you aren't breathing! Maybe you should do us all a favor and stop.
We should call them out for using Namaste, that’s cultural appropriation ?
The Footshake is the closest to physical contact permitted, though I'm not sure it can be safely achieved with social distancing.
OR if you only have one leg.
Next thing you know he proposes a certain type of salute that we are very familiar with.........
I'm honestly surprised they didn't include the Wakanda salute.
Let's just do the disco hip bump from now on!! Plus, adding in some nice jive moves!!!!
April is Jazz appreciation month . Get outta here with your disco.
OK.. OK.. OK... I will give you your Jazz - I do love me some bluesy jazz!! :)
Finger snaps and toe taps for the win .
And what about if that same covid infested hand touches an Amazon package?
Kosher or not kosher?
Best i can manage is RATM Killing In The Name, scrubbed forward to 4:12
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LOLOLOL
That said, my introversion and adversion to germs self does like the thought of never having to do this.
But that has nothing to do with this "virus", I was that way long before this. lol
Dude!
Are you me?
My only social awardness is in wondering how to slather my hands in sanitizer discreetly after shaking the hand of someone who may or may not have washed his hands after leaving the bathroom.
How long before I can politely bolt and wash those germs off?
This is pre-covid, BTW.
Before germ warfare.
Fuck him. I shook a few people's hands just last night and will continue to do so. What gives Faucki the authority to even say that?
Because nobody wants to shake his. He doesn't want to feel alone in the "no handshake" club.
I raise my right hand and solemnly promise never to shake his hand ever.
This guy is a retard. If I wanna shake someone's hand, I'll give them a nice firm handshake.
"Namagofuckyourself."
-Michael De Santa
I kicked barbara striesand out of my universe 30 years ago ( no movies allowed in house ) I think its time we did the same with this no talent ass-clown.
I personally believe liberals should never have hetro sex again.
Fuck namaste -
The secret handshake is a handshake
LOL!
It is both a method of finding skeptics and a great way to explain how satanic and subverting every “health measure” is. (Unless this is a white hat operation using a similar process as the NWO was going to use)
There are probably 100 satanists in a room all laughing somewhere saying “we got the cattle to voluntarily give up their human urge to have social connection, and brag about “social distancing”” while laughing maniacally like super villains.
Who gives a shit what he says!
Um...Are you supposed to call each other up and agree what you will do ahead of time ? Otherwise you could stick out your foot while they stick out their elbow. Then does the elbow bend down to their foot or do you kick them in the elbow with your foot ? How confusing... but safe.
You're funny.
A customer at work tried giving me a fist bump yesterday. It short circuited his brain for a second when I reached out my hand and shook his.
If you are going to touch, you may as well do so traditionally.
How about this...
WE GO BACK TO WEARING GLOVES.
Now that's traditional.
And you can wash or disinfect them.
I'm sold.
Gonna buy gloves now.
Pretty ones.
So vintage.
So right now.
Fauci needs the butt kick type of hand shake.