:) I like the idea of breathing fire, and the image of a mythical creature big enough to literally bite someone's head off (of course that head belongs to biden first and heels up harris next). I'm reminded of the scene in Avatar where all of the animals of the wild start fighting back (and kicking ass!) against the mercenaries that come in and try to take over, where she's like, "Eywa has heard you!" Great scene.
Wow that's really specific - if that's the case, I am not aware of it, but that doesn't mean it's not true - that's incredibly badass and I agree - wouldn't be a bad idea at all!! Only problem there is the honey badger would then need to proceed to "Dr. Jill's" purse if it wants biden's nuts.
I posted to another commentor. I found random pages on it but no concrete evidence. They talked about it happening on an episode of top gear and I think maybe thats where I got it from? It could be a false statement on my part.
Their is a youtube video of a honey badger or maybe a wolverine doing it to some type of animal that looks like a bull. Usually predator animals kill animals the same way each time because its a learned instinct. Maybe I'm just assuming that it happens regularly and it was a one time thing? Guess I'm doing some research today.
Well I'm to understand that honey badgers are some seriously badass little animals. They're really vicious from what I hear. If you find anything interesting in your search, I'd love to know! :)
There are a few pages stating they do that just for fun, not even to eat that animal. I can't find anything on actual scientific that clearly states that. Just blogs, newspapers, and reddit lol. This may be false so take it with a grain of salt.
Swarms of locusts - that does sound like the Biblical plagues of Egypt when God was unhappy with the government for its treatment of His people.
I see modern-day parallels.
Why even fly to the EU for a G7 meeting? We live in the 21st century and have the means and ability to do all of meetings from the comfort of our homes/offices and through the internet.
Oh wait, they're going there to check out the product(s)...NVM. Business as usual. How sickening.
In a jab at the nuisance caused by the bugs on Wednesday while boarding his own plane for the trip the (p)resident said: “Watch out for the Cicadas. One just got me,”
I love this. Only thing is...cicadas generally come out of ground, molt, then climb up a tree to do their mating calls. “Swarming”? Well, God is in control?
So your argument is that God sent a mildly annoying group of bugs to slightly delay Biden's flight? Don't you think God would be a little more effective if he chose to divinely intervene?
Remember all the cicada articles a few months ago? Everyone here was saying that they were comms. I fully believe that now. I was watching a behind the scenes video about a photoshoot Angelina Jolie did that featured live bees placed onto her body. They applied a liquid in specific spots on her body to attract the bees to the location they wanted the bees to migrate for the photo.
What if the white hats did the same to China Joe to send a signal? The cicadas emerge once every 17 years after all.
I know they're totally different animals, but that doesn't change the fact that that's what we called them. So while Biden wasn't swarmed by actual locusts, he was swarmed by what those in the South called locusts.
Cicadas are great, but how can we summon the honey badgers? Or the piranha? Maybe some rhinos (poetic justice)? Just saying...
I want dragons.
:) I like the idea of breathing fire, and the image of a mythical creature big enough to literally bite someone's head off (of course that head belongs to biden first and heels up harris next). I'm reminded of the scene in Avatar where all of the animals of the wild start fighting back (and kicking ass!) against the mercenaries that come in and try to take over, where she's like, "Eywa has heard you!" Great scene.
You sure she isn't the dragon? She put lots of heads in her mouth.
BAM!!!! Holy shit I think you won the internet today, fren! That was clever as hell and you are 100% correct.
Oh here we go ?. You got me lmao fren ??
Damn right! ?
There hasn't been any dragons since before Tiber septim
Revelation? ?
https://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?search=2+Kings+2%3A23-24&version=AMP
Nice! Thanks for sharing! Yep bears would be just fine too. Especially mama bears, they're fierce!
Whoa!!
Don't honey badgers bite the nuts off large animals and let them bleed out? If so that's doesn't sound like such a bad idea!
Wow that's really specific - if that's the case, I am not aware of it, but that doesn't mean it's not true - that's incredibly badass and I agree - wouldn't be a bad idea at all!! Only problem there is the honey badger would then need to proceed to "Dr. Jill's" purse if it wants biden's nuts.
I posted to another commentor. I found random pages on it but no concrete evidence. They talked about it happening on an episode of top gear and I think maybe thats where I got it from? It could be a false statement on my part.
Their is a youtube video of a honey badger or maybe a wolverine doing it to some type of animal that looks like a bull. Usually predator animals kill animals the same way each time because its a learned instinct. Maybe I'm just assuming that it happens regularly and it was a one time thing? Guess I'm doing some research today.
Well I'm to understand that honey badgers are some seriously badass little animals. They're really vicious from what I hear. If you find anything interesting in your search, I'd love to know! :)
There are a few pages stating they do that just for fun, not even to eat that animal. I can't find anything on actual scientific that clearly states that. Just blogs, newspapers, and reddit lol. This may be false so take it with a grain of salt.
Cicadas look imposing but are completely harmless and have one thing on their tiny brains, copulating and then dying. Very appropriate bug for Biden.
Swarms of locusts - that does sound like the Biblical plagues of Egypt when God was unhappy with the government for its treatment of His people. I see modern-day parallels.
Locusts and cicadas are two different insects. Locusts ravage crops. Cicadas are just annoying, but do little real harm.
Yeah. If they went for the bastards jugular I’d change my name to Cicada44.
While you are correct, when I was growing up we used to call cicadas "locusts"
He launched into the toddler shuffle to come talk to the urinalists like they were his mommy.
“Mommy, watch the cicadas umm o-one of them gotted me.”
Eat the bugs you biggot!
Bill Gates has entered the chat
Cicadas are the new meat!
17 year cicadas, btw.
Why even fly to the EU for a G7 meeting? We live in the 21st century and have the means and ability to do all of meetings from the comfort of our homes/offices and through the internet.
Oh wait, they're going there to check out the product(s)...NVM. Business as usual. How sickening.
Spot-ON.
You've been bugged for ages mate.
We have everything. They know we do.
could it be a DARPA drone swarm?
I was just thinkin that. I want one!!!
a single unit or swarm configuration ?
Ever seen vids of them dumping swarms of them outta C-130’s? Scary, but cool.
I love this. Only thing is...cicadas generally come out of ground, molt, then climb up a tree to do their mating calls. “Swarming”? Well, God is in control?
Wasn't there a comm for Cicada's. Whats the relation?
Interesting. Outside of a Biblical context, I've never heard of cicadas attacking humans. Hand of God or Biden is not human. Why not both?
If the fly on OBummer and Pence were indicators of their evil think about how bad you must be for a swarm of cicadas to attack you. ?
So your argument is that God sent a mildly annoying group of bugs to slightly delay Biden's flight? Don't you think God would be a little more effective if he chose to divinely intervene?
So "God exists"... symbolically?
I sure hope we aren't making real.military people help these asshats.
Remember all the cicada articles a few months ago? Everyone here was saying that they were comms. I fully believe that now. I was watching a behind the scenes video about a photoshoot Angelina Jolie did that featured live bees placed onto her body. They applied a liquid in specific spots on her body to attract the bees to the location they wanted the bees to migrate for the photo.
What if the white hats did the same to China Joe to send a signal? The cicadas emerge once every 17 years after all.
BBC told me they only wake up every SEVENTEEN YEARS - What are the fucking chances??
I font think it's a comm, i think its a synchonicity - which is how God talks to us. (Ok maybe it's a comm FROM God lol)
This really is BIBLICAL
I've heard it's the ones that come only every 17 years...
I'll be waiting for the decode on this. As soon as I started reading the article I thought "this is a comm." 17 attacking Joe Biden and the Press?
Are they drone cicadas??
I was wondering that. They can make them very small now. There's one type that looks like a housefly.
That's website has way to many ads.
Growing up, we used to call them locusts.
Totally different bug. Locusts don't rub their thorax plates to make a screeching noise.
I know they're totally different animals, but that doesn't change the fact that that's what we called them. So while Biden wasn't swarmed by actual locusts, he was swarmed by what those in the South called locusts.
In other news, the White House confirmed yesterday that Resident Biden was served an insect-protein meal which was flown in by government catering.
Didn’t know cicadas are also detectors of evil.