Are You As Smart As a 5th Grader
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That's why they want to stop teaching children math and replace it with CRT.
Common Core …
So a liberal is at the bar drinking a cold Heineken, with mask on and social distances of course, and some woman (but nowadays who knows, the mask hides a lot) asks him a question…
“So what do you do?”
“I’m an educator”
“So, like a school teacher?”
“No, that’s hate speech… we prefer Educator, because we educate, not teach the school”
“… ok, so what do you… educate?”
“Common Core”
“What?”
“COMMON. CORE”
“What is that?”
“It’s math.”
“So why didn’t you just say that?”
“Well because Math was perpetuated by the patriarchy and is favorable to white cisgender males”
…
That was a setup, you can’t drink a beer with a mask on. You silly head.
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It's pure 100% treated Warizistan goat pubis fashioned into a straw cause fuck you. It was wrapped in plastic.
Kek
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Ummm that’s probably a true story. I can’t keep up with the ridiculous mental gymnastics game the libs are playing. What a huge distraction too that forces everyone to lie which since we’ve been lied to all our lives and now we are “willingly” lying to protect entitled mental patients feelings (which are about 1-5% of the population), we are joining in and if we do this then there will be no truth! 😳 That’s another piece of their plan.
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Before they called it Common Core, it was Fuzzy Math and Constructivist Math, Problem Based Math, etc. made particularly famous by a curriculum called Connected Mathematics. Fought this garbage for years. It makes administrators particularly angry when you pull out professional educators studies and articles by professors who prove it doesn’t work. Good times...
Yea, the problem with Common Core as I see it? It just teaches stuff that most people of average intelligence do subconsciously in their head when doing math on paper, but don't write down. It's beyond retarded to 'teach' that, because imo it can't be taught, because those of who do those mental calculations have been doing it instinctively since we started learning proper math.
The biggest problem with common core is that parents can't help their kids with their homework - it's so jacked up, we don't get it! When we put our son in private school this past year, a whole new world of being able to help him with homework opened up. Now he's excelling. Common core was holding him back.
It's pandering to the dimwits, in other words, at the expense of everyone else. Should just put those students in another class.
Whole word has it's moments. English is a Mish mash of languages that have such a variety of phonetic and grammatical rules and norms, that it can be daunting.
Also, when you're teaching English as a second language, you have to focus on teaching language and content do there is a lot to catch students up on and no time to waste, especially since many have not only had subpar education systems, many haven't been in a school for years when they were.
I taught and tried to embed grammar lessons weaved throughout the big picture, especially because I often served multiple grade levels.
I'm sorry you are inept at picking up patterns in words, then.
What the fuck is up your ass you cranky cunt?
It's a funny joke, but the numbers are simply not accurate.
A better (more accurate joke) would be one pointing out that more mail in votes were counted than sent out in PA.
One stat I read said 168 million registered. If Trump got 74 and Biden 81, that's still an extraordinary turnout at around 92%. Right? I wonder why no one mentions turnout.
They did but the reason given was that mail in votes (sent home whether they were requested or not) made it so easy and convenient that most people voted.
You can fuck right off with this garbage. And fuck everyone who upvoted it without spending 5 seconds checking it.
It's so easily debunked. In 2016 there were 157 million registered voters. So there would be more than 157M in 2020.
The fact that there were 159M votes in 2020 vs 157M registered voters in 2016 is itself highly suspicious. But it's simply false that there were 133M registered voters in 2020. But don't go throwing around easily verifiable false numbers.
https://www.census.gov/data/tables/time-series/demo/voting-and-registration/p20-580.html
hey no sweat buddy. Clean the sand out of your panties. Is it really easily debunked when the gobment lies and manipulates everything. Your dumber than you sound if you still trust those numbers.
So where does the 133 million come from?
What source can you point to to back up this meme?
I’m extremely suspicious of all government statistics honestly. How many registered voters in both 16 and 20 actually voted but were dead or illegal?how many people were registered but moved out of the state because of the pandemic and yet still somehow voted? I don’t think anyone has an honest and accurate number hombre. At this point any and all numbers are irrelevant and a waist of time to even argue about. I will sit back and patiently wait for a forensic audit to sort out all this chicanery, then we can begin To reset the process and purge the rolls etc.. on a side note. If a person sees a meme and catalogues it as fact without any investigation they are a pretty naive individual. That’s like getting history lessons from far side cartoons.
I don't think that's a shill.
If you post that picture elsewhere the first thing someone will do, if they're going to do anything, is google how many voters were registered in the US in 2020. The numbers you find are higher than 133m.
If you want to stand by 133m, there should be something to back up that number.
Go out and show this to random people and see. They'll brush it off immediately after looking up the number.
If there’s no list, then how can you assume that the numbers in the meme are accurate?
Because I saw it posted on the internet.
lol XD
Exactly.
They'll brush it off, and then they'll brush you off.
It's actively harmful sharing obviously false stuff like this.
Credibility matters
If you share false and unverifiable information, people will think you're a moron or a liar
If you do that as a right winger, you help support the idea that right wingers are morons or liars
Common Core = Bill Gates brain deflating program.
Thinking is racist
You know, the whole world is doing “New Math” & Anons are saying, that just doesn’t make sense.
Lololol
A 5th grader wouldn't say that speech bubble, but a teacher would say theirs. Kek