Likely cover story they're going to feed us from the media "Facebook had to shut down services in order to force all users to reset passwords and we had some kind of boop-beep-bop that caused a longer outage than we hoped!"
Wow! Awesome! Today feels like one of those infomercials where each product attribute keeps the viewer left agape and in-awe... (my personal fave, the Slap Chop)...
Dude, who are you? I did not know space force did that. Not surprised but the meaning of it...storms here guys, front end of the hurricane...wind is picking up big shit is starting taKe off shingles and blow over some trees...
Well it wouldn't be a shocker if IT took longer than expected to bring something back up. Just last week, last day of the month, IT decided they should restart our encoder, it will only take 30 seconds they said. Well 30 minutes later we were back up.🙄 I don't know why they always do updates when we're working instead of doing them on the weekends or overnight. The majority of coders(medical) work early and are gone by 3 or so.
Sorry, not buying shit like this. This was definitely purposeful and they're going to pile as much shit against the cracks in the wall as they can in hopes to keep their sham going a bit longer.
Remember Oct 4, 2018: MEDIA ASSETS WILL BE REMOVED
Their stock selloff this morning indicates that insiders knew they were coming for them today.
If you wonder about hacking, read:
Thanks for the recall u/magpie17:
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Likely cover story they're going to feed us from the media "Facebook had to shut down services in order to force all users to reset passwords and we had some kind of boop-beep-bop that caused a longer outage than we hoped!"
Supposed FB employee talking about being locked out:
I don't know if it's Happening or not, but I'm going to enjoy the moment anyway.
u/#Trumphappening
u/#ridetofreedom
How many bricks can we throw from this train?!!!!
Two of my favorite memes
Wow! Awesome! Today feels like one of those infomercials where each product attribute keeps the viewer left agape and in-awe... (my personal fave, the Slap Chop)...
"But wait, there's more!"
Kek
Slap chop?
Vince
That fuckin' guy
Get a fauxhawk and a headset, and suddenly you're America's favorite pitchman, shilling for German-made shop rags
u/#q2337
https://mobile.twitter.com/BenjaminEnfield/status/1445104389014835213
Good call.
Dude, who are you? I did not know space force did that. Not surprised but the meaning of it...storms here guys, front end of the hurricane...wind is picking up big shit is starting taKe off shingles and blow over some trees...
Damn those boop-beep-bops
Well it wouldn't be a shocker if IT took longer than expected to bring something back up. Just last week, last day of the month, IT decided they should restart our encoder, it will only take 30 seconds they said. Well 30 minutes later we were back up.🙄 I don't know why they always do updates when we're working instead of doing them on the weekends or overnight. The majority of coders(medical) work early and are gone by 3 or so.
Sorry, not buying shit like this. This was definitely purposeful and they're going to pile as much shit against the cracks in the wall as they can in hopes to keep their sham going a bit longer.