I'm picturing some future scientists cracking open an iceberg to get to the box, using laser torches to open the box and running screaming off across the frozen terrain when a scowling, lecturing Greta Thunberg crawls out.
If this black box ever happens to crash in an ocean it will be recovered fairly quickly. HOWEVER, if it happens to crash into a couple skyscrapers in New York it will be unable to be recovered or accounted for. Keep that in mind.
I'm picturing some future scientists cracking open an iceberg to get to the box, using laser torches to open the box and running screaming off across the frozen terrain when a scowling, lecturing Greta Thunberg crawls out.
how dare you!
u/#Howdareyou
It's just like that one movie. You know... The thing
Spoiler alert: its not gathering data, the forged numbers are already on it.
How humankind created the climate crisis: Project Mockingbird
Excuse me, but that’s a Person of Color box…
Good save. We almost became whowite supreme pizzas there for a second
10/10 Title and Tweet.
Lol, "haggle with Jawas" is my new favorite line
Me too 😂
If this black box ever happens to crash in an ocean it will be recovered fairly quickly. HOWEVER, if it happens to crash into a couple skyscrapers in New York it will be unable to be recovered or accounted for. Keep that in mind.
Finally we get to see Al Gores Lock Box!
Don't open it... Manbearpig is trapped in there for all time. I'm super for serial you guys
Or Al Capone's hidden treasure. Where is Geraldo Rivera when you really need him?
So... a box of lies?
Someone please tell Geraldo that we found Hoffa, for realz this time.
###SATURN###
Exactly my thoughts!! Black cube of Saturn.... An indestructible totem for their false god.... Not surprised at all
Indestructible.... until it’s hit by a meteor.
HATA HATA! UTINI!
Tamper proof. Equals preprogrammed with zn out come theybwant. Fuck off you science liars.