Mailing out 500 MILLION free covid test kits to every home in America? What could go wrong?

Oh... the same thing that could go wrong if you mailed out free election ballots to every home in America. :>)

We know how corruption happened on that last one. Now imagine the CDC is in charge of collecting and keeping national #'s on Covid testing... with a corrupt mail-in scheme, so they can rig the #'s any way they want.

Or we could all just write “Trump Won” on them and send them back.

Sending them back. Mark them with "TRUMP WON!"

What’s this about?

If something gets delivered I don’t want it crossing the threshold of my house. Although taking a microscope to it could be interesting.

This is how they collect the DNA.

The FDA has just confirmed that it plans to authorize the Merck and Pfizer Covid pills, probably on Wednesday. Pfizer's pill, Paxlovid, and Merck's molnupiravir are intended for higher-risk people who test positive for COVID. The course of treatment involves a series of pills at home over several days. Testing shows that both are somewhat successful in treating Covid symptoms.

Guess what's going to happen? Right! The government will mail out 500 Million "free" tests to every American household. Every test mailed back will likely test "positive" for Covid.
Then... the person will be directed to get a prescription for either the Pfizer or Merck's pills.

Oh yes... there is profit motive.

Glitter bomb!!

Everyone should swab their neighbors dogs.....I would love to see what the CDC says....."our entire society are infected with some kind of canine-like virus!!!!"

I suggested on a different thread that we should get creative. Let’s figure out a way to make it backfire in a huge way. Don’t swab anything on you or your pet’s bodies, please. There are toxic agents in that swab.

Let’s all swab something similar. So word gets out they’re a joke. For instance, the drain in any restroom sink at any convenience store. Or something like that. By the way, there is some nasty-ass shit growing inside them.

Free? Heh...Your tax dollars at work.

I'm such a butterfingers (it's even in my screen name) that there is a good chance mine will fall in the toilet.

Return to sender And droped in the public mailbox.

I say we put them all unused in like those free little libraries people use or like free hats/scarves people put out. Out of the kindness of our hearts we will donate ours to those that want or need it more 😜

I think there is a high likelihood that a large portion will be returned after anal probes.

Is this how they apprehend people into their fema camps? Claim they got a positive test back from homes with patriots?

Perhaps take a shit on it and send it in.

Getting us prepared for the self-administering quantum dot mail-out tattoos coming

I’ll poop in it and send it back.

Testing silly things is humorous, but if whatever it is tests positive are you marking yourself as a target for quarantine, vaxx, elimination?

Swab your dog's butt hole and send it in

Rig the results,and put concentration camps in red states.

You have to request the FN kit first. Are you really going to request one? Fool.

A stool sample if I can get away with it.

Isn't this just a massive genetic database fill - in real life? The problem I see is it will be codified for you as an individual. Someone may take offense against you personally for tampering with it. I was thinking of finding a stray cats butt to swab but then the gestapo would show up.

Return to Sender Mother Fuckers.

I have an idea, but the cats aren't going to like it.

A dab of semen.

I'll get the neighbors dog to piss on them

Bat droppings

I'll send a steaming hot piece of shit

Maybe xiden will mistake for pudding?