Describes me perfectly. WHAT DO I DO?

Shit, I had trouble looking directly at the sun with my eyes wide open yesterday, maybe I should get tested

Wow, 10 definitely fits. I must have another muh jab subscription…

Don't have 2 and 9 so I'm good(although being an alien I'm probably immune anyway...).

There is also a rapid test. Chug an entire beer and if you burp afterwards, you got the rona!

I 100% agree these mandates lockdowns and general insanity needs to end yesterday. But please take extra care if you're older or otherwise at high risk. Because either bioweapon grade covid does still exist although rare and/or the hospital system is so corrupted by bureaucracy. But if you catch it and it turns to pneumonia God help you if you need to go to a hospital for oxygen support

I also read for women it causes bleeding for about 3-7 days every 4-6 weeks. But only in women. Weird

lol

lmao

11. Pain when somebody sticks their thumbs in your eyes.

The humanity!

Fuck! I have it, is there a place I can line up to get tested just to make sure??

Shit. We need to wear a coat outside now? WTF else are they gonna make us wear?

Thanks for the extensive list.

Horney all the time is not on there, so I'm guessing I must have something else.

Don't forget hemorrhoids! My production leader literally told me to call medical services before I return to work because it could be a sign of covid! Jokes on her, they gave me another night off for the discomfort and my leader is scheduled for a learning session to learn about covid and how to identify symptoms. Damn idiots.