I Ordered My Free COVID Home Test Kits!!!!
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I can't wait to destroy them with a hammer when they arrive. :)
I plan to use mine see if certain objects are susceptible to the virus. Things like pine cones, tires, tomato soup, etc.
Don't. Find out what's in the tests. Then, check if it meets regulation. Then, sue them if it can be proven they're no good.
I'm going to swab my dog's butt and the cat's butt to see if either has covid. :>)
(not brave enough to swab my daughter's pet tarantula's butt.)
Make sure you swab the outside of the package that the swab goes into. A little surprise for the testing lab.... 😁
i read somewhere that dogs carry coronavirus naturally
I would never do that to my cat or any animal. No telling what they put on those swabs.
This is a great idea!
WAIT! Put them on ebay and start the bidding at $50 bucks. Once the hypochondriacs deplete the free supply, you’ll be in business!
even better, sell negative tests for $100
My inner Ferengi approves.
Ferengi are space jews......the more you know.
My inner Space Jew approves then......
Here's the fine print.
https://twitter.com/Pin1stripe/status/1483843006952316935?s=20
Ordered via the USPS to my PO Box using info they already have so whatever.
It was just an fyi in general, not pointed towards you.
I'm pretty sure they already know who we are...after all, we are all on this website which automatically has us on a list. Shit, I'm probably on like 10 different lists at this point.
Yeah cracks me up when pedes are like I don't click imgur. They track you. My guy we're all under surveillance, at least passively. Latest monkey works even talks about the ai spy satellites that are up and operating.
In other words, your personal information is given to everyone. No thanks - even if I was only going to order them just to use them for a joke.
I've always wondered if cara cara oranges; sour cream; melted snow; and my pug's rectum can test positive for the 'rona.
Lol
I’m going to test some things around the house with mine…just in case…
My wife was given some scamdemic tests. My son is being issued some for returning to school. I am going to test the dog and a grapefruit. What a fucking waste of money for a last gasp at keeping the scam going.
Nooooo! Don’t put whatever is in those tests ANYWHERE near your helpless dogunless you let him/her pee on it!
If I am sent one it will be handled with GLOVES and will contain “NOT DELIVERABLE. RETURN TO SENDER”!