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Westiemom3 19 points ago +19 / -0

My liberal friend got long term Covid. About a month. Has had 3 shots and said she will take a fourth and beyond. I asked her why she would keep taking them after having such a long infection and she had no answer. Sheep! Wtf.

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M42D 16 points ago +16 / -0

Tell her the next time she's constipated for a week that she's having a long shit.

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StormDES 7 points ago +7 / -0

Is this long haul Covid thing even real? I keep hearing vaccinated people saying they have long haul symptoms.

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ThisShitIsHilari0us 8 points ago +8 / -0

Talking to vaxxed about covid is like getting news from c n n

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VetforTrump 1 point ago +1 / -0

Anyone who believes covid without the jab exist is CNN

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Westiemom3 3 points ago +3 / -0

Not sure. She’s a sheep. Follow the needle.

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Carlos142857 1 point ago +1 / -0

I am not sure but I am 10 days testing positive.

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VetforTrump 2 points ago +2 / -0

She got the shot so she got the covid. No other way to contract it.

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numina22 2 points ago +2 / -0

Her eyes were spinning and a message appeared in them: Does not compute.

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heebiejeebie 18 points ago +18 / -0

I never had the urge or the need to "high-five" a hooker..... if I need to pay alot of money to get screwed.... I pay my quarterly taxes!

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Cyberhawk 14 points ago +14 / -0

“I got HIV from a hooker, but thankfully I was wearing a condom...it coulda been worse.”

.......

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LetsG0Brandon 3 points ago +3 / -0

VAIDS? Wasn't that trending,

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BigJilm01 2 points ago +2 / -0

This is the better analogy

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CQVFEFE 1 point ago +1 / -0

“I got HIV from a hooker, but thankfully I was wearing a condom...it coulda been worse.”

The GMO-shot-worship after getting sick is literally the same thing as that.

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king07828 9 points ago +9 / -0

Like thanking Trojan for a busted condom?

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CQVFEFE 1 point ago +1 / -0

My condom broke, but thank God I was wearing it

It could have been worse

I could have had TWINS

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OkieBowhunter 6 points ago +6 / -0

Not to mention we're talking about a vaccine that causes AIDS.

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M42D 5 points ago +5 / -0

Like a Canadian thanking Margaret Trudeau for having a cunt.

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81352Ran 9 points ago +9 / -0

You referencing her body parts, or her demon offspring?

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PepeSee 5 points ago +5 / -0

...thanking Gas-X when you had biscuits and sausage gravy then farted like a pregnant cow in church anyway?

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Steven4385 5 points ago +5 / -0

Makes me think of boot camp. "Thank you sir, may I have another"

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StormDES 3 points ago +3 / -0

Is like getting my girl friend pregnant but saying at least we used a condom.

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pawzo 2 points ago +2 / -0

Have sex with a condom because a person didn't want to have a kid person gets a kid Person: i'd love to thank condoms and condom industry.

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M-I-vet 2 points ago +2 / -0

I will have to defer to the expertise of the OP on that particular topic... but I get the point.

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LuvUrNeighbor 2 points ago +2 / -0

Today, a coworker (Let’s call him John) was in a virtual meeting with me. He tells everyone in the meeting that he recently tested positive (for being an idiot). One of his staff members said, “man I wish I would just get it so I could be done with it”. John says something like “oh no. This is not something you want to get.” But, John did not appear to be in bad shape. My guess is that he had a mild to moderate case of the flu.

John touts that he had four shots before getting sick. So four shots and you still get sick? I’m sure he’s saying that it could have been worse (without the shots)…..pitiful sheep…..

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russiah 1 point ago +1 / -0

Thank the nurse for giving him saline.

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CQVFEFE 1 point ago +1 / -0

Ivermectin knocks out covid in 12-24 hours.

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7Nick9 1 point ago +1 / -0

😆😆😆😆😜!!

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numina22 1 point ago +1 / -0

Yeah, kinda.

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Covfefe_Commando 1 point ago +1 / -0

That is some Top Kek right there...