That delicious moment when you call to cancel your tv service for being too gay and the rep that answers is waaay over the top flamboyantly gay, and asks why you’re canceling. Like sing-songy trying to hide from life’s mistakes, can’t untaste a dick kind of gay. It’s dish network btw. Mainly had it for weather and cartoons. Was watching Cartoon Network and they did a self promo with 2 female child characters making out. Immediately called to end service and got this character on the line. I’m not gonna pay $100/mo to indoctrinate my kids. I’m sure our convo ended up on his twitter feed yesterday.
That is all.
"Can't untaste a dick kind of gay" 🤭
Lol. I'm sure he "canceled" ypur subscription lol. I bet you now have every premium channel and bell & whistle on your account🤣
And call log conveniently missing
Good for you!
"Hiiiiii!!!! Oh! My! Gosh! Like, whyyyy are you cancellinggg??" Great post. Hilarious and BASED!!!!
Lmao dead serious that was it verbatim! Tone changed a lot when he found out why
I cancelled my cable tv also. I told em I have had enough gay commercials, cant take it anymore.
Maybe that's why I don't even own a t.v. anymore. It's been a good 10 years now. I just found myself not being drawn in and it couldn't hold my attention like it used to.
Gay is fine. It’s the faggots that I hate.
Gay is not fine.
Constitutionalists understand that if they're not breaking the Constitution, it's fine. Sorry, not sorry.
It's worth thinking about how this all starts. A young man who was abused as a child and seems a little effeminate wants to become a priest. He seems kind, devout and, in his own way, charismatic. But he's obviously gay. You think, what's the problem? After all, priests are celibate; who cares who they are not having sex with?
After a while, more and more gay priests are ordained. They become pastors, vicars-general, bishops and, eventually, cardinals. Gay priests look for other gay priests and help them get ahead. Fifty years pass, and all the priests seem a little off.
And now you're stuck. Vocations are down (no heterosexual Catholic man would ever want to be a priest), so much so that you are importing priests in from India, Nigeria and Latin America. The only native English speaking priests who are qualified to be pastors are the aging gay priests. So you look the other way when a priest shares a condo with his "friend" and hope for the best. You'll make a big show of disowning the worst offenders, but minor stuff can be ignored, right? Fr. Gay promised to stop being so touchy with the seminarians.
And on it goes. More scandals pop up, fewer vocations happen, more Catholics leave the Church, and all the while the priesthood gets more and more gay. But remember how this whole mess started: you felt pity on a gay young man and decided to bend the rules a little.
All I see is annoying babble.
Liberty is what matters. Until someone actually hurts someone else, they are just as free as anyone else.
Literally go stick a dildo up your own ass if you think you're going to try to force someone else to adhere to your views based on a crime they didn't commit.
And no, being gay is not a crime. Hurting kids is. Which is not the default of being gay.
Hmm..
Annoying babble = too triggered to even read it. I thought it was very informative.
Insult: "stick a dildo up your ass"
Hmm.. 🤔 You're not a faggot, are you? Were you molested as a child? You seem awfully upset over facts and are trying to debate with feelings. 🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔
No, it's really quite simple.
If you want the Constitution to protect your rights, it will also protect people you don't approve of. It can be as inconvenient to you as it is convenient.
What a weak minded individual. Attempting to use a leftist tactic to assign a socially taboo label to me within our own group to outcast me and my arguments because you can't handle that a Constitutionalist will argue the protection of things that you don't like.
I don't remember anything about buttsex in the constitution.. 🤔
Gay is NOT fine. It is abomination, actually. To any fags reading: stop your inner dialogue now, you are wrong. M'kay? Kay.
Are there really that many faggots on here??? Wow!
I love your username lol
Seriously? That's gross.
check your credit card for unauthorized charges, they are not above being pricks.
Having a gay child is WAY different than trying to force gayness down everyone's throat.... I know what I'm talking about because one of my kids IS gay....
I have a close cousin that’s gay in a VERY conservative family. We love him but don’t condone the lifestyle. You’re right on
Sorry to tell you, your child got brainwashed with whatever you let him watch. 😬
Funny you assume it's a he. I didn't "let" her "watch" anything. Being gay is a very trendy thing now....
But you do play the part of a fucking asshole pretty good in case you were wondering....
Oh tell me, wise guru, where do you think these trends come from? 🤔
Maybe be more active in your parenting so our whole society doesn't have to pay for your mistakes.
Spez: I forgot to laugh at the "Did you just assume my kids gender reeeeeeee" as if that changes my point in the least. Kek
Well, let's see... My first child is a nurse practitioner.... Married to a man with an MBA and a beautiful baby...
Pretty sure I didn't "parent" any of my children any differently..... So no, your assumption means precisely dick....
But thanks for proving what a fucking douche you are.... You're an expert at THAT at least...
Since you'd rather sling shit than stay on topic: Stay mad Lt.General LetTheStateTurnMyKidsGayWhileImTooBusyBrownNosingTheDeepstatesAsshole. 🤡
Assuming your screen-name is accurate to your occupation. If that's the case it's pretty sad you center your whole identity around being a government yesman stooge. But it makes sense that you're too busy working to make sure your kids turn out not gay. Or is that just stolen valor? Kek
Spez: oh and might I add; your other child's accomplishments, or the accomplishments of who they marry, are not yours to claim. Pretty funny you're even reaching for that as a "gotcha." But since we are reaching for that fruit, a nurse you say? How many war crimes (clot shots) have they given out? Forcing people to wear masks even though they don't do anything when they as medical professionals should know better? Or like daddy are they a yesman too for that sweet sweet paycheck? Who cares who they step on or who they get killed, right? Kek
"sling shit"? That is fucking ALL YOU DO.... Pretty sure you whack off thinking you're so fucking funny...
You aren't interested in having any kind of a conversation with anyone.... Your comments are all full of shit.
So I can't take credit for my daughter's accomplishments but I have to take credit for my other daughter being gay? What a stupid fucking idiot you are...