I live in a podunk backwoods part of the country and even our police force must meet physical fitness standards including push ups, sit ups and distance running before being allowed to be sworn officers.
How are these fucking tubs of shit working federal law enforcement??
You cannot be fat in the fbi. Rigorous mandatory and strict workout. Must be for hire, too. No way can you get that fat at that age that quick then. So this is a fake agent.
...fat people are more prone to shoot you in the back as to expend energy chasing you....
The F is for fat or fag.
Free Buffet Inhaler. She gets called in when the shrimp starts to smell off and needs to be disposed of. Agent Hoover, Food Police division. 🚓🍤
Fag Boy Instigators Fat Burger Inhalers
You don't have to be in shape, as long as you're employed as a 'specialist'.
This was the safe
squashercracker.Fridge cracker
Just tell it the sandwiches are in that steel box....go!
Dye the hair pink and voila, IRS agent
u/#topkek
Next Trump Truth: "Put the cake back!
So... you want me to believe... This THING actually made it through training at Quantico.
Absolutely not... Diversity hires are our strength.
Its ok to laugh Im a fatass too! but I didnt raid the fridge.
Fat Burger Inc
Whoa! I got a 'Top Kek!"
Fat
Big
Immense
Someone is going to go full Deliverance on this hefty knee taker. I bet he squeals without being prompted to.
I was around a bunch of women air force officers for work and wow, there's a lot of fatties in the service.
not fit for duty, also plays a lot of call of duty.
And remember, That useless tub of shit is easily making $125k minimum.
MEAL TEAM SIX
double KEK!
A double KEK with extra gravy.
Bottom kek
That's laugh out loud funny 🤣
I thought this was about him wearing a mask. Always triggers my disgust reaction.
Crisis actor maybe?
I seriously doubt this is an actual FBI agent. What are they trying to pull? Is this someone who raided Mar-A-Lago? Actor, I think.
How does this even physically happen?
I live in a podunk backwoods part of the country and even our police force must meet physical fitness standards including push ups, sit ups and distance running before being allowed to be sworn officers.
How are these fucking tubs of shit working federal law enforcement??
"I can't breathe!", says the Earth.
Fat Bitch ......Ice Cream?
I'd rather look at the picture of him getting up from that position. Pathetic.
Did they rent some Wackenhut security guards?
Holy shit I wouldn't want to rely on that tub to back me up.
You cannot be fat in the fbi. Rigorous mandatory and strict workout. Must be for hire, too. No way can you get that fat at that age that quick then. So this is a fake agent.