Sitting at the supper table son says: “Dad, I think I’m a cat!
Dad: “No son, you’re a boy! “
My son: “No dad some of my friends at school identify as cats, they call themselves furries, and so do I !! It’s my right and you can’t do anything about it!”
Dad: 🤔 “OK!! “
My son: “Hey, where’s my supper? “
Dad: “Your supper is in the catfood bowl in the corner. Now get off the table you mangy cat!”
My son: “What???”
Dad: hits him with a broom, “get off the table furball!!”
My son in the corner looking bewildered!
Me to my wife : “Is that cat neutered”??
My wife: “I will make an appointment!! “
My son: “What??? “ 😳
Dad: “Your mother and I have decided we don’t want a house cat, so get out to the barn and hunt mice!”
My son: “What???”
Dad: brandishes broom, “NOW, to the barn you stupid cat!!”
My son: “Dad, I think I’m a boy!”
Dad: “I thought so, now sit down and eat your supper!!”
Spay and neuter these animals. Stop them from reproducing. Today’s society has enough fruit loops already.
End of story!
Good one. And his furry friends at school should not be admitted, since animals don't attend school. If we are really going to honor the choices of these kids, let's do it all the way.
The purrfect response 👌
Prevents a catastrophe 😃😃😃
Are you kitten me?
Come on meow.
I don't consider that a "shit post". "Refreshingly Sensible Post" would be more appropriate.
LOVE it.
Eating off the floor is one thing... going through with being neutered is another.
This is no shit post! This is real life truth. Thanks for posting
What is this shit with furries lately? Furries have been around since the 80s, why are people just now talking about them in the mainstream?
Here's what nooobody is talking about: The furry phenomenon ONLY APPLIES TO HAVING SEX. All the regular life stuff is regular, with a bit of crossover here and there for more long-form roleplaying.
Please remove shitpost flair. Kek
Awesome
As a furry this is funny. Although what you describe is very few furries, most of us just like the art, a few of us like fursuits, and a tiny minority believe they have some kind of animal spirit.