Lori Lightfoot can now return to her day job as a floor model for Bass Pro Shops
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THE WITCH IS DEAD!
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This post offends me! Disrespectful to largemouth bass, and one of the coolest stores on planet Earth…
Floor model? Shes the new mascot. Lol
I nearly pissed myself, I was laughing so hard.
I laughed so hard I did leak. You made my day.
I thought I saw her in one of the tanks.
Do not eat that variety
https://files.catbox.moe/u5oc4k.jpeg
I thought that was her job b4 being mayor. This is a good one.
Can you imagine hauling in a fish that looked like that?!!!
Creature from the Black Lagoon.
She’ll return to being a model for Tim Burton’s model shop.
She’s buuuuuuutt ugly! Yep I said it.
(heh)
Hahahaha
So…. to be rude, which eye does one look at when talking to her? And if you get up to close is she blind in the center like a T-Rex or Raptor? Kek Kek
Lol!
Whatever you do... Do not say 'beetlgeuse' 3 Times or she will come back.... 😉😁
I’ll always remember her as singing/dancing taxidermy mounted bass.
It's a flounder fish for sure. kek
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Shadow over Innsmouth.
She’ll be the next cohost of the view. Just watch!
Damn….now that’s a burn…🤣
In East Texas, we throw them back if they look like that.
This post needs a warning. I was eating sub sandwich and inhaled a pickle when I saw this.
Damn, that was good.
That’s a shit fish
They should have put a bass as mayor of Chicago for 4 yrs, it would have done less damage
Lol! Good one!
That's a species you don't want to touch. Just place it safe and cut the line!!