181 Ever Wonder What GLOWIES do When They Retire??? (media.greatawakening.win) 🐴 SHITPOST 💩 posted 350 days ago by Island_Photo 350 days ago by Island_Photo +181 / -0 41 comments download share 41 comments share download save hide report block hide replies
The guy in the red shirt and brown shoes is a rebel.
5 guys. 5 coffee cups. Cutoffs. Eyes protected from the sun and the incredibly white footwear.
What could it possibly mean? White sockpuppets spring into action?
It means they're getting ready to stand outside of a restaurant that has a discounted lunch menu and mention the price of everything.
"This door doesn't squeak anymore. I guess they put WD-40 on it." "WD-40? That's like seven dollars a can!"
And if you ask them how they're doing they'll tell you the day of the week.
"Hey guys, how's it going?" "Not bad for a Tuesday."
Guys like that have WD40 in the gallon containers.
And they don't even know its Main Ingredient is Fish Oil to Displace Water....
Works well on Windshields in the Winter, IF you can separate the Petroleum Products from it....
I'm a 3-in-1 oil guy myself...
If they are glowies they're about to loiter in the nearest gents toilets for a quick game of tummy-sticks or possibly a couple rounds of bum sex.
Bet the Guy in the Brown shoes was a Navy Pilot.
My kids staged an intervention and took my jolts away.
Brown shoes, and the only shorts with a stitched hemline
Stitched hem beets the swoopy hem of the guy on the left...
But he is probably an engineer who cut his hem line so it doesn't chafe on the edge of his vette seat...