You didn't REALLY think we had reached the height of whacko, did you?
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I think we're all better off knowing she won't be reproducing.
Although I'd like to see her try. Ouch
I'm sure she has an Only Fans for that.
I for one will not be mocking this fine woman, especially after she just had me promoted to Branch Manager...
heehee. I see what you did there.
Well, she will have a permanent woody at her disposal.
hope shes careful with the splinters when she gets poked :)....the bark should be stimulating
That tree is all bark and no bite.
I just think she’s barking up the wrong tree.
Winner!
Is Journalism dead or am I missing something?
How would she reciprocate her own feelings? It's the tree that would have to reciprocate and I'm pretty sure that hunk of wood knows better.
It's critically endangered, that's for sure.
Mental illness is to be considered normal behavior in today's society. God help us.
Dendrophile or...........crazy person
I bet she really likes girth.
My morning wood seems minuscule compared to that... trunk.
I guess size matters....
demons do that to people.
Tree effer. More progressed in their disease than a tree hugger. Treat accordingly. (but do it nicely) :)
But the tree didn’t give consent. So she’s really a tree rapist
This particular madness will be labeling lumberjacks as murderers.
hahaa of course its in bc. also explains why i'm fine with it.
If that tree could see what was hugging it, it would pull up roots and run like the wind!
honey your roots are showing . jr didn't fall far from the tree. she got junk in the trunk.
I bet she has acorns for brains.
I hope its not a red oak, the oak blight is killing a lot of them. Personally I would of went with a sycamore, now thats a beautiful tree or maybe a sassafras or a nice dog wood, so many choices why settle down.
I hope the tree does the right thing and marries her before she starts having little saplings.
I bet she can suck the bark off an oak tree.....