96 Any religious frogs here? I'm struggling with this: (media.patriots.win) 🐴 SHITPOST 💩 posted 245 days ago by catsfive 245 days ago by catsfive +96 / -0 40 comments download share 40 comments share download save hide report block hide replies
God provided you trees, get to building it, no need for handouts.
I'm guessing I could put my truck up on blocks and use that to power my home made woodchipper.....
This is best idea I've heard all week.
Or get one of those PTO adapters from a 1980s Ford lol.
That would work better....
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DaVinci has a great coffee table book available. I can spend hours thumbing thru sketches.
The best ones have to be made from virgin trees in an old growth forest... don't see much of that hereabouts anymore.. 😂
WE ARE FRESH OUT OF VIRGINS
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Would a Catapult do instead?
https://youtu.be/JQ8jGqdE2iw?si=G5fwvsQ1XrX1TqIE
LOL, but the trebuche has more range-but no explanation about sparrows and coconuts... 😂
African or European? 🐦
I don't know.....BBOOOOOIIINNG!!!
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Only if it can be operated by cats!
Ok...but could turn out to be a...
Cat astrophy ...😹
You know I had to say it...😺
Too funny. We've gotten so serious lately. Post something hilarious and maybe I'll sticky it
How about that Trump door knocker?
https://youtu.be/t9K9wiH2Lko?si=ru--qem_2db5BO11
https://files.catbox.moe/vemkn1.png
Not worth a sticky but always worth a share.
Ha I like it
What impresses me the most is the "Over 10 in print!" flex.
That is what happens to apolitical tomes... 😉
Petition The Lord with Prayer Petition The Lord with Prayer Petition The Lord with Prayer
You cannot petition The Lord with Prayer
I'm saving up for a trebuchet.
So far I'm hodling a few ballistas and hoping to level up on the short squeeze.
Wen trebuchet?
fetchez la vache
Btw, best part is that it has Matt Walsh on the book cover.
He provided you with all the knowledge, tools, and supply's to build one so what's your excuse
Now we know why there are only 10 copies in print, haha
https://www.wikihow.com/Build-a-Trebuchet
My church group in Austin built one with the youth, to get them to not only work as a team, but to teach them shop and STEM skills.
Launching flaming pumpkins on Halloween was perhaps the best attended church function ever.
I'll bet... would love to see video of flaming pumpkins! God bless you for living in Austin fren!
Lmfao
The writer of that book belongs to the HCCA, or Hateful Christian Coalition of America. I've met card carrying members of such a group (metaphorically).
Lorraine Peterson author: If God Loves Me Why Can't I Get My Locker Open?:· Anybody Can Be Cool . . . But Awesome Takes Practice by Lorraine Peterson https://www.goodreads.com/author/list/79538.Lorraine_Peterson
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