These tests need to be done before or at the debate:
Check for Adrenochrome - not only does it have benefits of youth, but it is also invigorating, used as an aphrodisiac and boosts energy. I have heard that Potato can't get out of the bed without it.
Drug panel, of course. And any other test that shows indicators of enhancing the subject.
DNA test to ensure this is not an actor with a Potato mask on.
Physical exam to check for characteristics of a clone. Or at least a gait analysis. Usually clones do not walk exactly like the original.
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Even test for nicotine. Nicotine is both a cognitive enhancer as well as an antipsychotic. People talk about nicotine bad, but there's a reason people smoke and when their mind is cloudy it's like, time for a smoke. Many writers smoke
The indigenous psychedelic users of S america mix in nicotine into their snuff and smokeables and even ayahuasca for specifically the antipsychotic pharmacology of nicotine
They asked him, "Sir! They want a predebate drug test! Can we do a drug test before the debate, sir?"
To which he replied, "Malarkey! Im the drug tester in chief! I test all the drugs! Give me a drug, Ill show you the results. Wheres Hunter, my assistant? He has them all. HUN-TER!"
I think they should have somebody check for masks. And earpieces. I think if he’s doped to the gills, fine, Trump will still run rings about him. But a stand-in? Trump would still beat him, but the American people deserve to know their president is a phony and can’t actually stand to debate anyone. And if that’s the case, what else is he incapable of?
At this stage of the game I’m sure the cabal would hack off joes entire ear and replace it with a hi tech prosthetic listening device to hide it from the people looking for an earpiece.
Put out some cardboard cutout of his grandkids, see if he wanders off to sniff them.
These tests need to be done before or at the debate:
Clones are here and available for you: CLONAID.COM
Test for antipsychotics as well as amphetamines
Even test for nicotine. Nicotine is both a cognitive enhancer as well as an antipsychotic. People talk about nicotine bad, but there's a reason people smoke and when their mind is cloudy it's like, time for a smoke. Many writers smoke
The indigenous psychedelic users of S america mix in nicotine into their snuff and smokeables and even ayahuasca for specifically the antipsychotic pharmacology of nicotine
Good point!
Kek, I just took a piss test for a new job today. Was a little worried but made it through. Cmon Joe, pee in the cup
If drug tests are required of Fed Govt employees, then ALL Fed Govt employees should be tested regularly, INCLUDING the politicians.
They asked him, "Sir! They want a predebate drug test! Can we do a drug test before the debate, sir?" To which he replied, "Malarkey! Im the drug tester in chief! I test all the drugs! Give me a drug, Ill show you the results. Wheres Hunter, my assistant? He has them all. HUN-TER!"
Same with all police and fire.
If people with a CDL need to be drug tested regularly, why don't cops and politicians need to be?
People in america, on both sides, will NOT like this--very bad optics
We ALL have to be drug tested at some point. This stinks of ELITISM, Classism and mobsterism
"Rules for thee but not for MEEEE"
Rip his mask off.
I think they should have somebody check for masks. And earpieces. I think if he’s doped to the gills, fine, Trump will still run rings about him. But a stand-in? Trump would still beat him, but the American people deserve to know their president is a phony and can’t actually stand to debate anyone. And if that’s the case, what else is he incapable of?
At this stage of the game I’m sure the cabal would hack off joes entire ear and replace it with a hi tech prosthetic listening device to hide it from the people looking for an earpiece.
Is there even a test for adrenochrome?
It’s not as f we would get the truth anyway they can easily make a false report
Tell me you are guilty without saying it.
Duh....