A lawyer and his Czech friend were camping in a backwoods section of Montana. One morning, the two went out to pick berries for their breakfast. They went gathering berries in tremendous quantities, along came two huge bears, a male and a female. The lawyer, seeing the two bears, immediately dashed for cover. His friend, though, wasn't so lucky, and the male bear reached him and swallowed him whole.
The lawyer ran back to his Mercedes, tore into town as fast as he could, and got the local sheriff. The sheriff grabbed his shotgun and dashed back to the berry patch with the lawyer. Sure enough, the two bears were still there.
"He's in THAT one!" cried the lawyer, pointing to the male, while visions of lawsuits from his friend's family danced in his head. He just had to save his friend. The sheriff looked at the bears, and without batting an eye, leveled his gun, took careful aim, and shot the female. "What did you do that for!" exclaimed the lawyer, "I said he was in the other!"
"Exactly," replied the sheriff. "Would YOU believe a lawyer who told you the Czech was in the male?"
Thanks.
Oh my. This is one of the best weeks ever!
Great job, Fester. They have some kick this week.
This, but the absolute winner is the parsley in the pay envelope.
I liked that one too.
That's because your great brain knows the highest form of humor is a fun pun. Congratulations for impeccable perception.
I always enjoy the Sunday funnies!!! Thanks Fester!!!
To the young “man” holding the Kamala placard, please take your GUY CARD out of your wallet and pass it forward.
A lawyer and his Czech friend were camping in a backwoods section of Montana. One morning, the two went out to pick berries for their breakfast. They went gathering berries in tremendous quantities, along came two huge bears, a male and a female. The lawyer, seeing the two bears, immediately dashed for cover. His friend, though, wasn't so lucky, and the male bear reached him and swallowed him whole.
The lawyer ran back to his Mercedes, tore into town as fast as he could, and got the local sheriff. The sheriff grabbed his shotgun and dashed back to the berry patch with the lawyer. Sure enough, the two bears were still there.
"He's in THAT one!" cried the lawyer, pointing to the male, while visions of lawsuits from his friend's family danced in his head. He just had to save his friend. The sheriff looked at the bears, and without batting an eye, leveled his gun, took careful aim, and shot the female. "What did you do that for!" exclaimed the lawyer, "I said he was in the other!"
"Exactly," replied the sheriff. "Would YOU believe a lawyer who told you the Czech was in the male?"
KEK. KEK. KEK. So funny!
I needed this so much. Thank you
Man, I am so ready for this. About to click...
But why does "Sunday Funnies" have a period in it today? Inquiring minds want to know. Comms? LOL
Sharp eye fren. I was looking for that period. Thank you for pointing it out.
Can't edit the post title so it remains for all to marvel at.
Thanks, Uncle Fester, for keeping the Sunday Funnies Alive & Well.
Best part of every Sunday morning, thanks again!
Always a good time! Thanks Fester.
I so appreciate these every week!
Aqua-Thermal Treatment.......had me on the floor laughing
Why do you capitalize random words? Just throws me off. Wordfag.
They aren't random.