The new head of brand strategy at Jaguar. Explains everything. RIP Jaguar.
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Austin powers does not approve.
I expect a rainbow badged leaper next.
Somehow, they forgot that the important thing about car manufacturing is you must build something that interests customers. The customer doesn't count how many DEI hires you have before purchasing.
Eww he’s presenting in see thru blouse…. He’s a tacky faguar
The cars are junk now. Owned by Tata motors of India. The cars are in the shop more time than on the road.
Is this the car company?
Not anymore.
To all you British Anons, isn't it kinda telling that all fags share the same accent. Like the person who should head brand strategy should at least sound normal. #MakeFagsGoBackInTheCloset
Right, all it takes to rebrand a car my rich grand-aunt keeps in her garage and drives only on sunny Sunday mornings is a LGBTQIA+++++ mesh shirt-wearing strategist.
He was told "I bet you a million dollars you cant put these fifteen woke terms in one run-on sentence:
Fostering
Diverse
Inclusive
Unified
Culture
Representative of
Society
Authentic selves
Transformative
DEI
Pride
Individuality
Equity
Transition
Policy Revision"
And he was like "I bet you your long established car company I can!"
RIP JAGUAR.
but light the fags.
They're on a transformative journey. Transforming a venerable car company into a miserable failure.
But I hear there'll be glitter...
"They're on a transformative journey. Transforming a venerable car company into a miserable failure."
Historically, British car companies are very good at that.
On second thought, what if I am a hard drinking, gun toting, foul-mouthed redneck... am I included? Or are you not serious?
Wait, Jaguar is still a thing?
How about tellings any of the amazing things your DEI people have actually accomplished... if you can't, then just shut the fuck up. We don't care. That is OUR SUPERPOWER.
Is rolls royce next?
Jaguar should stay in their lane.
I would love to get Jeremy Clarkson's take on this.
May I suggest Dylan Mulvaney to be the new "face" of Jaguar?
Ha! That would be SO appropriate!