Elon posts 5 talking points for federal workers. GAW, What else should the list include?
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HEY, ELON, can you get rid of all federal unions? They suck and are very wasteful.
Absolutely. They do not belong in government.
Thank you Elon! Appreciate it patriot!
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Monarchy
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Just post that video that dumb cunt working at Twitter did before he took it over, about having a meeting, decompressing in the adult play room, and red wine on ta-p
https://youtu.be/buF4hB5_rFs?si=Dtk4lIG81AQSd8do
Elon literally couldn't believe his eyes when he saw this
Lol. There's gotta be someone out there who was fired by Twitter and got a secure stable federal government job only to see DOGE show up.
" HE CANT KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH THIS" (throws their iced matcha across the room )
Burnt myself on a hot pocket. Looked for some spare change in my basement sofa. Keyed my neighbors car because he has a Trump bumper sticker. Got a new piecing on my face. Put shoe polish on my tennis shoes cause I can't afford new ones. Went to the bowling alley to try and pick up a chic.
Awesome!!
One minor improvement perhaps:
Hang out in front of the ladies room at the bowling alley and try to pick up a chic.
The task is so simple,
5 bullets Do not send any classified information No links or attachments
I bet there are more than half that fail the comprehension part of this test.
Honestly if I can use these as my 5 points I would lol. I do phone calls all day, kinda boring stuff, all I do is phones so no I wouldn't have to go in, I prefer working at home. I don't have to walk half a building to use the bathroom.
Im customer service. Now if yall stopped calling the irs, then I would be out of a job ... so stop calling
Now that's hilarious, he's really becoming a master memelord. But the left gives us so much to work with.
It brings to mind how he found a mole at twitter just by changing something slightly in the employee email he sent out. This is just one way to ferret out the ones that don't need to be there.
Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha...That sounds about right.
Don't forget the cinnamon Starbucks coffee pods
I was told that weekly notes were a condition of employment. I am shocked at the resistance to this very basic habit. The notes document project progress and problems that will need to be solved or mitigated.
Disclosure: I am not a government employee and I have not ever worked in government. We were expected to come in under budget and ahead of schedule.
Elon is single-handedly re-characterizing the entire movement as petty.
More division.
All the hard work we've done to not only wake people up but also to overcome their dislike of Trump, and this guy is causing people to turn away again due to this type of useless bullshit.
Makes me wonder if he really is still cabal and is re-establishing the division. Make some big discoveries, throw them some red meat, but ultimately preserve the division so that there are enough people pissed about the "style" that they conclude that the Trump admin must be prevented from winning a super-majority.
🙄 Oh, here we go with the division talk to cause division....
That makes no sense. Try harder.
On one hand I agree on the other hand I don’t care what retards think anymore. You had 8 years to wake up.
I don't know what that means... if people who started waking up are now shaking their heads with frustration at the antics, how is that a good thing.
Believe me, I am 1000 percent behind what is being accomplished even though it affects me greatly. I just wish our leaders could be statesmen rather than middle schoolers. Statesmanship is what attracts those in the middle, and we need more unification in this country.
Division from whom? Dividing us from government paycheck recipients? That’s what Elon is supposed to do.
The new news is he is trying to verify that these people exist and that there are a lot of fraudulent paychecks going out. When you see that you may be back to delete this comment.
Maybe. I think there are other ways to check. And, he didn't need to then follow up with his tweet/X with the petty list.
You used to post here. May I suggest you get back to doing that, because you really suck at analysis
That's nice coming from a Mod