"Color of the next dildo" now sees more betting activity than who wins the game. Possibly orchestrated by the WNBA itself after being ignored and irrelevant for 28 consecutive years.
I wouldn't be surprised if they coined a new WNBA shot "the schlong" where you could get points for your team if you actually made a shot at the exact same time one of those dildos hit the court 😂 - and I'm probably going to regret it that I don't get credit for it when someone else invents the same thing 🤣
The first remote control I ever saw was in 1965. It had only two buttons. The left one was on/off and volume control. The right one changed the channel to the next higher one. We had only 5 channels then, 3 VHF and 2 UHF. If you were on the high channel and hit that button it took you to the low channel. Also, all channel broadcasts ended at 1:10 AM and resumed at 6 AM. Each channel ended with the National Anthem.
Oh, that one with how to keep liberal teachers out of the classroom kills me, Fester - 🤣 because most of the times it is true, and I have worked with them. Some could easily be mistaken for parade floats - 😂
These are great this week, can't pick one to highlight, language differences, ballroom, icebergs.... I'm not even at the comment section yet, and my sides are killing me! 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Biting my tongue so as not to curse myself, but I have a 30yo KitchenAid. Have to manually defrost it once in awhile as the self-defrost freezes up, but that's it. Thing is so cold, food keeps almost forever, stuff on the top shelf will sometimes freeze. Produce lasts for weeks, meat if packed a certain way, (vacuum sealed, with or without, the gas to keep it fresh), lasts, I've used stuff 3 weeks past it's sellby date, that has been absolutely fine!
I’m just an ignorant hillbilly but, if the icebergs melt, would it really raise the sea level? If I have a full glass of iced tea and the ice melts, the glass doesn’t get fuller.
LOL Already grinned and giggled and haven't opened the funny paper yet!!! Thanks Uncle Fester!!!🙃
EDIT- And thing just kept getting better!!!
Changing the battery in my wife's cooking timer!!! 💩 head<----- what she called me after I sent it to her!!!!!
I think the entire WNBA is a joke that No one cares about. The recent trend of the 'dicks' on their court has given them more press than their 'game'.
Bigly.
"Color of the next dildo" now sees more betting activity than who wins the game. Possibly orchestrated by the WNBA itself after being ignored and irrelevant for 28 consecutive years.
I wouldn't be surprised if they coined a new WNBA shot "the schlong" where you could get points for your team if you actually made a shot at the exact same time one of those dildos hit the court 😂 - and I'm probably going to regret it that I don't get credit for it when someone else invents the same thing 🤣
For those with eyes to see:
2024-2003=21
It's early, Uncle Fester, and my coffee isn't working its magic... please 'splain.
I agree.
The Dublin, Ireland meme dates.
See above.
I caught that, too - new math!
That makes it twice as worst...😁
Love the Juan-Deer-3000 meme.
Thank you.
Spicy serving of memes this week! Chef's kiss!
Meme warfare in full effect - you are the 'da best, Uncle Fester!! 🤣
The first remote control I ever saw was in 1965. It had only two buttons. The left one was on/off and volume control. The right one changed the channel to the next higher one. We had only 5 channels then, 3 VHF and 2 UHF. If you were on the high channel and hit that button it took you to the low channel. Also, all channel broadcasts ended at 1:10 AM and resumed at 6 AM. Each channel ended with the National Anthem.
Oh, that one with how to keep liberal teachers out of the classroom kills me, Fester - 🤣 because most of the times it is true, and I have worked with them. Some could easily be mistaken for parade floats - 😂
I was also that TV remote control for several years. Lol. Awesome u/Uncle_Fester!!! Thanks!
I need to send a loaf of pickle bread to the WNBA HQ. Why?
Because it's made from dill dough.
These are great this week, can't pick one to highlight, language differences, ballroom, icebergs.... I'm not even at the comment section yet, and my sides are killing me! 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Did you see the Tom Emmer clip of Walz in the article titled "It Was One Year Ago"? 🎼🎵😂🤣🤣🤣
I know, I usually only save one or two, but kept probably a dozen today. That refrigerator one is so on point
I have that fridge as a second refrigerator lol.
Yeah, I saved a lot, too!
Biting my tongue so as not to curse myself, but I have a 30yo KitchenAid. Have to manually defrost it once in awhile as the self-defrost freezes up, but that's it. Thing is so cold, food keeps almost forever, stuff on the top shelf will sometimes freeze. Produce lasts for weeks, meat if packed a certain way, (vacuum sealed, with or without, the gas to keep it fresh), lasts, I've used stuff 3 weeks past it's sellby date, that has been absolutely fine!
I’m just an ignorant hillbilly but, if the icebergs melt, would it really raise the sea level? If I have a full glass of iced tea and the ice melts, the glass doesn’t get fuller.
LOL Already grinned and giggled and haven't opened the funny paper yet!!! Thanks Uncle Fester!!!🙃 EDIT- And thing just kept getting better!!! Changing the battery in my wife's cooking timer!!! 💩 head<----- what she called me after I sent it to her!!!!!
Thanks Uncle!
Just when I think the Sunday Funnies can't get any funnier, they DO!
POTUS on the White House Roof throwing the D!xd* is Keklarious! 😹 Thanks Uncle! 👏
Chalk full of goodies.
Whole list of perfect memes. You know, the kind that delivers truth with bullseye accuracy:
British and American English. Perfect.
Control internet speech wrapping paper.
Right to vote pie chart.
Gun control vs border control.
Here comes the far right.
Why are you poor and primitive? AND
I want sharia law.
The 3 that made me LOL were 90k sq ft ballroom and the Miranda warning AND air support.
Exceptional week for funnies. Thank you.